And let the costume party commence ...

[apocalypsos]

*glares at all of you*

If you're expecting a happy, shiny hostess, you're all out of your goddamn minds. Bar is in the back. Pool table's to your left. Jukebox is to the right. And if any of you pull anything, I swear I'll shove the closest weapon so far up your ass, you'll think you swallowed an armory.

Like you're not all dead already anyway.

*grabs a bottle of tequila*

*heads off with gun in hand to watch the door for suspicious characters gunning for my son*

Comments

[callmesyd.livejournal.com]

If they offer you any assignments in Hawaii? Totally take it. Raddest place on Earth. Lived there for a while, myself. Surf, sun, and babes in bikinis as far as the eye can see.

[catystorm.livejournal.com]

...Hawaii? Haven't heard of it.

Swimming isn't my strong point, though. I kind of...sink like a stone.

[callmesyd.livejournal.com]

You haven't even heard of Hawaii?! *looks absolutely horrified*

You're totally from Bizarro World, aren't you? But.. no, your English is too good for that.. alternate universe? The future? GAH! Don't tell me there's no Hawaii in the future! YOUR FUTURE BLOWS, MAN!

[catystorm.livejournal.com]

...I'm from Amestris. I guess it's an alternate universe or something. *shrugs* You don't know a thing about alchemy, so I severely doubt we're from the same world.