And let the costume party commence ...
Mar. 5th, 2005 09:15 pm*glares at all of you*
If you're expecting a happy, shiny hostess, you're all out of your goddamn minds. Bar is in the back. Pool table's to your left. Jukebox is to the right. And if any of you pull anything, I swear I'll shove the closest weapon so far up your ass, you'll think you swallowed an armory.
Like you're not all dead already anyway.
*grabs a bottle of tequila*
*heads off with gun in hand to watch the door for suspicious characters gunning for my son*
If you're expecting a happy, shiny hostess, you're all out of your goddamn minds. Bar is in the back. Pool table's to your left. Jukebox is to the right. And if any of you pull anything, I swear I'll shove the closest weapon so far up your ass, you'll think you swallowed an armory.
Like you're not all dead already anyway.
*grabs a bottle of tequila*
*heads off with gun in hand to watch the door for suspicious characters gunning for my son*
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Date: 2005-03-06 03:22 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-06 03:25 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-06 03:29 am (UTC)I knew a young man once - painfully foolish, but remarkably talented. I never knew him to lose a single game of pool.
But that is no matter. Are you even old enough to be drinking, under this country's laws, boy?
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Date: 2005-03-06 03:32 am (UTC)See, I could have a bitchin' winning streak at pool if I wanted, too, but people tend to get a leetle bit offended if they find out you cheat, you know? Not my fault I was.. uhh.. born-ish this way!
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Date: 2005-03-06 03:36 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2005-03-06 03:42 am (UTC)no subject
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