And let the costume party commence ...
Mar. 5th, 2005 09:15 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsos*glares at all of you*
If you're expecting a happy, shiny hostess, you're all out of your goddamn minds. Bar is in the back. Pool table's to your left. Jukebox is to the right. And if any of you pull anything, I swear I'll shove the closest weapon so far up your ass, you'll think you swallowed an armory.
Like you're not all dead already anyway.
*grabs a bottle of tequila*
*heads off with gun in hand to watch the door for suspicious characters gunning for my son*
If you're expecting a happy, shiny hostess, you're all out of your goddamn minds. Bar is in the back. Pool table's to your left. Jukebox is to the right. And if any of you pull anything, I swear I'll shove the closest weapon so far up your ass, you'll think you swallowed an armory.
Like you're not all dead already anyway.
*grabs a bottle of tequila*
*heads off with gun in hand to watch the door for suspicious characters gunning for my son*
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Date: 2005-03-06 08:50 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2005-03-06 09:00 am (UTC)*checks the cock*
My, my. Looks like I'm going to be late for my shift. Do come and visit me if you're ever in town, won't you? I promise to show you a hell of a time. *wink*
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Date: 2005-03-06 09:12 am (UTC)