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apocalypsosAccording to the weatherman, the average weather for this time of year should be 53. From what I saw of the next week or so, the average temperature for the next five days should be about 35. I've figured it out. Mother Nature isn't off her meds, she's dyslexic.
I'm currently watching a Nightline report of bloggers. This is oddly surreal. Half of the websites they keep showing, I recognize. Hee. And they showed discreetly blacked-out photos of Jeff Guckert's porn, which ... ew. Although if you think reading about that "divorced from reality" line is repugnant, you should have seen the clip of him actually saying it. Blech.
EDIT: And now they're interviewing John Cosgrove, that representative who proposed the "fetal death" bill, and the person who posted about it on Daily Kos. (Then again, I don't think that was the Daily Kos poster, I think it was the person who posted it originally somewhere else. It might help if I were paying more attention instead of curling my hair.)
OTHER EDIT: Oh, God, they're re-releasing The Passion. I mean, I knew they were, but it's not the same as seeing a commercial for it. Gyah. Is it wrong that every time I think about it, I get a mental audio track for an Adam Sandler version? Like, "The Severe Beating of a Half-Deity"?
Also, calling it The Passion Recut or whatever the hell they're calling it? Not helping. Particularly because I keep imagining a Roman guard saying, "I've come up with a new way to tie the fish hooks to the whip ..."
I'm currently watching a Nightline report of bloggers. This is oddly surreal. Half of the websites they keep showing, I recognize. Hee. And they showed discreetly blacked-out photos of Jeff Guckert's porn, which ... ew. Although if you think reading about that "divorced from reality" line is repugnant, you should have seen the clip of him actually saying it. Blech.
EDIT: And now they're interviewing John Cosgrove, that representative who proposed the "fetal death" bill, and the person who posted about it on Daily Kos. (Then again, I don't think that was the Daily Kos poster, I think it was the person who posted it originally somewhere else. It might help if I were paying more attention instead of curling my hair.)
OTHER EDIT: Oh, God, they're re-releasing The Passion. I mean, I knew they were, but it's not the same as seeing a commercial for it. Gyah. Is it wrong that every time I think about it, I get a mental audio track for an Adam Sandler version? Like, "The Severe Beating of a Half-Deity"?
Also, calling it The Passion Recut or whatever the hell they're calling it? Not helping. Particularly because I keep imagining a Roman guard saying, "I've come up with a new way to tie the fish hooks to the whip ..."
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Date: 2005-03-09 03:52 pm (UTC)So of course my mind goes to the severe beating of high school spanish teacher, and as the beating ensues the teacher explains random spanish words - my favorite being "bibliotechque!" And my mind begins racing with what random words would a half-deity explain while being beaten, which basically ensures my spot in hell for all eternity!
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Date: 2005-03-09 04:03 pm (UTC)The Passion Reloaded.
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Date: 2005-03-09 04:08 pm (UTC)Passion 2: Electric Boogaloo.
Passion 2: Die Harder.
The Passion: The Version You've Already Seen, Only with Fewer Flying Chunks of Jesusflesh.
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Date: 2005-03-09 04:51 pm (UTC)(After all the call-churches-and-telemarket-the-movie scams they pulled last year, now this. Now tell me this wasn't about money for Gibson, and watch me laugh in your face. (Obviously, by "you" I don't mean you,
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Date: 2005-03-09 06:15 pm (UTC)(I swear, swear, SWEAR that we aren't all bugnuts.)
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Date: 2005-03-09 07:30 pm (UTC)Of course, now I'm thinking of 'The Passion Of Kenny'.
'MMMppphgh mmmph!'
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Date: 2005-03-09 07:34 pm (UTC)all day long,
pray, pray, pray
while I sing this song.
Gonna bless those crowds,
gonna make 'em shine,
heal the cripples and turn water into wine.
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Date: 2005-03-09 08:09 pm (UTC)At least, mine does. :D
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Date: 2005-03-09 08:19 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-09 11:10 pm (UTC)I laughed during the movie. Only in one part, stop judging me! People around me were crying, and I was like, "Whoa, what a bunch of dumbasses." Then Jesus kept falling down, and people started sobbing and I'm like, "Whoa, no one falls down with a big ass cross on their shoulder and keeps getting up like that," and "Hey there Mr. Roman, whipping the guy isn't gonna help; he doesn't have any skin left." So then I started laughing.
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