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[apocalypsos]

I'm bored. You know that meme where you ask me any five questions within reason and I answer 'em? Let's do that. *yawns*

EDIT: *looks down at self* Ick. I'm all covered in dust from carrying dirty boxes all day. 'Wear dress pants all week,' Lumbergh says. Sheesh.

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[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

1. Get published, be comfortable financially, and screw a celebrity.

2. What, did you assume I'd reject "screw a celebrity"? ;P

3. Okay, you know how every fantasy or horror story has some person with supernatural abilities, and they always have something happen to them like puberty or death or something equally stressful, and that activates that abilities? Well, this is about a character who knows he's got these latent abilities, but he's too old for puberty and he's already been through enough stress that he should theoretically have gotten control of his power already.

But instead, he's got all of this power, and he can't control any of it. So what you have is a guy who sneezes and things blow up, or he stubs his toe and every light bulb in the place shatters. He's short, he's not a ladies's man, he doesn't know kung fu (although he probably should), he's never been to school (his first and only day didn't go very well, not surprisingly), and due to the fact that he can't exactly go to college in his "condition", he's stuck working menial jobs like shipping and fast food.

Meanwhile, he spends most of his time running away from and/or trying to fight all of these creatures and people who come to attack him, either because they see him as a possible threat or they can sell off his organs for spell ingredients at exorbitant prices.

Hee. Good enough? :)

4. Hmm. Jar Jar's too easy, and so is Jabba. It's got one of his better characters being defiled by someone awful. I chose Han Solo bein defiled by the Golgothan from Dogma. Going to Hell? Why, yes, yes I am. *cackles maniacally*

5. *is doused in a waterfall of plotbunnies*

*glares* I hate you.

[seferin.livejournal.com]

*cracks knuckles* Lets see if I can challenge you.

Keeping with the theme...

1. Any Plot bunnies for Brenda the Vampire Slayer (Luke Perry) or Freddie Prinze jr the vampire slayer (She's all that)?

2. You can pick any two celebs you want... do they do you or each other?

Now that the fic and sex questions are out of the way...

3. Have you thought about writing a sitcom about your job at DHL? Considering the cast of characters you have available?

4. You ever think of writing a column? For a magazine like Maxim or Stuff? Attractive witty columnist. What's not to love?

5. So... you grew up with Siamese... what do you think of the breed?

[coyotegoth.livejournal.com]

*glares* I hate you.

Man, you're fickle.