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apocalypsosI have a cold. Alison has a cold. Coincidence? Well, yeah, but still. :)
"Here's the weird thing."
"Tell me how you can say that with a straight face."
Hee! I love their little bantering.
EDIT: *picks up LJ and shakes it like an Etch-A-Sketch* Give me my friends list, you hose beast!
TORTURED DAUGHTER OF EDIT: So I called my mother today, and we have this conversation --
Me: I feel like crap. I have a cold and my period at the exact same time.
My mother: Oh, that's like me last week, when I had to get a second mammogram because the first one had a great big lump on it.
Me: o.O
My mother: Oh, don't worry. The first one was just a mistake of the camera. It was nothing.
Me: ... I will not throttle my mother, I will not throttle my mother, I will not throttle my mother, and not just because she's a five-hour car ride away ...
And later on, in regards to my parents trying to buy Psycho Neighbor's old dump of a house and tear it down --
My mother: God knows which body part I'll have to sell to get it.
Me: Check the floor. Something's got to have fallen off during this phone call.
I should get my mom some duct tape, an anatomy book, and Death Becomes Her for Mother's Day. And then I can make a card with the Operation guy on the front, and the inside will say, "Stop falling to pieces! This is the worst imitation of the pilot in the second Airplane! movie I've ever seen."
"Here's the weird thing."
"Tell me how you can say that with a straight face."
Hee! I love their little bantering.
EDIT: *picks up LJ and shakes it like an Etch-A-Sketch* Give me my friends list, you hose beast!
TORTURED DAUGHTER OF EDIT: So I called my mother today, and we have this conversation --
Me: I feel like crap. I have a cold and my period at the exact same time.
My mother: Oh, that's like me last week, when I had to get a second mammogram because the first one had a great big lump on it.
Me: o.O
My mother: Oh, don't worry. The first one was just a mistake of the camera. It was nothing.
Me: ... I will not throttle my mother, I will not throttle my mother, I will not throttle my mother, and not just because she's a five-hour car ride away ...
And later on, in regards to my parents trying to buy Psycho Neighbor's old dump of a house and tear it down --
My mother: God knows which body part I'll have to sell to get it.
Me: Check the floor. Something's got to have fallen off during this phone call.
I should get my mom some duct tape, an anatomy book, and Death Becomes Her for Mother's Day. And then I can make a card with the Operation guy on the front, and the inside will say, "Stop falling to pieces! This is the worst imitation of the pilot in the second Airplane! movie I've ever seen."
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Date: 2005-03-22 04:35 am (UTC)