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[apocalypsos]

I bought myself a bacon cheeseburger for lunch. As I ate my sandwich at my desk:

The Grouch: Why are you eating meat today? It's Good Friday.
Me: Why not? Unless it's made of Jesus, I don't see the problem.

And people wonder why I turned out to be a bad Catholic.

Comments

[cyprinella]

Jesus Burger: Best on the third day!

[foenix.livejournal.com]

Nono, you need to eat it *before* the third day, or it ressurects.

[namey.livejournal.com]

Talk about indigestion...

[cyprinella]

Where am I and why am I covered in ketchup?!

yay!

[prettyveela.livejournal.com]

Jesus, the first Hufflepuff.

[shadowcat]

*falls over dead...reads it to her co-workers*

[wer-bin-ich.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahahahaha!

[danachan.livejournal.com]

Lol. That is absolutely priceless.

[seferin.livejournal.com]

Technically, if you asked most guys if they had a problem with you eating them on Good Friday, I doubt it would be an issue. Then again, these are the people who wonder if oral sex is permissable on women with yeast infections during Passover.

[elegantelbow.livejournal.com]

the people who wonder if oral sex is permissable on women with yeast infections during Passover.

Bwahahahahah!

[seferin.livejournal.com]

By former roommate seriously asked me that.

[darxide.livejournal.com]

Ha. I figure that if God loves us then he'd want us to have meat whenever we want -- even on Good Friday.

[valerie]

*falls over laughing*

[storm_dancer]

Why not? Unless it's made of Jesus, I don't see the problem.

BWA-HA-HA!!

[glitter-ninja.livejournal.com]

After the Wendy's finger chili incident, are you sure it wasn't made of Jesus? I'm just sayin'.

[robyn-ma.livejournal.com]

This is like last year when the system went down at my work on Good Friday.

Catholic co-worker: Ah, crap, the system is down.

Me: Don't worry, it'll come up again in three days.

*sound of crickets*

Me: ...oops.

[singeaddams.livejournal.com]

Bwahahaaa!

[ladyortyger.livejournal.com]

*technodance* the system.. is down.. the system.. is down

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

DodoDOOTDOOT, dodoDOOTDOOT, dodoDOOTDOOT, dodoDOOTDOOT ...

[taea-dol.livejournal.com]

*sporfle*

[ladysorka]

...it's Good Friday?

Huh. I suppose that means Sunday is Easter. I should buy a pie.

My Catholic upbringing obviously came to good use.

[foxxydancr.livejournal.com]

technically, though, you *do* eat Jesus on Good Friday. That whole communion thing.

It's just all the other meats that are bad. weird.

[etoilepb.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but as church teaches us, Jesus was apparently made entirely of crackers. So not meat, no problem.

[quan-yin.livejournal.com]

Don't forget the Jesus Juice.

[vass]

*was about to make a similar joke*

[lots42.livejournal.com]

Wow, the Grouch probably violated thirteen different anti-harrassment laws right there. Someone needs to slap him.

[shasha04.livejournal.com]

the Grouch?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

One of the guys I work with. His name is Oscar, so ... you know, the Grouch. (He's really a nice guy, though. He was being sarcastic when he made the crack about Good Friday.)

[shasha04.livejournal.com]

nevermind, didn't read the entry properly

[enochsmiles.livejournal.com]

Hah. You've made my day.

[aethera21.livejournal.com]

i don't know you, but you're damned funny.


i turned out to be a bad catholic for the same reason.

oh, and you might like this gem (http://www.livejournal.com/users/sticklebrix/44853.html) from my pal sticklebrix

[aethera21.livejournal.com]

and may I add you have some fantastic icons!

[runcible.livejournal.com]

BWAAAA.

[sabra-n.livejournal.com]

Mmm. Cheeseburger.

*is bad Jew*

-blue

[midnightbex.livejournal.com]

I love that line.

[guycc.livejournal.com]

That's pretty much just great.