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Oh, my GOD, they did not just kill Mrs. Solis like that.

Also, you know what I could live without? Mary Alice's annoying voiceover. Shut it, woman. All of your voiceovers sound the same, anyway.

Okay, Susan's little daydreams are far more amusing than they should be.

"You probably should have waited until I walked away before you did that." BWAHAHAHAHA.

Andrew, you are an imbecile. Two months until graduation? Dumbass.

Bree's crack about "respect of boundaries" killed me.

No, Marlee Matlin, don't go near Lynette!

Oh, Gabrielle, usually I like you even though you're a spoiled brat because you're entertaining, but that smile after telling your husband his mother died? Not cool, and not amusing.

For God's sake, Susan, open the damn thing!

Wow, Lynette, at least someone thinks she's going to open the fucking letter.

Susan, stop babbling and go for the damn burrito.

Hee. Marlee Matlin's husband is a complete asshole. :)

Okay, the fact that Tom told Lynette she's not tactful and she butts in where she shouldn't is priceless.

Dude, why can't I just watch the Van De Kamp family? They're troubled, but they're also awesome.

BWAH. I'm starting to like Edie more and more, and that crack about Susan's flaws was dead on.

You know, on one hand, I understand why Carlos spent all that money on Mrs. Solis, and Gabrielle does have a point, but she is doing an incredibly bad, horribly selfish job of making that point.

For once, I'm with Lynette about the husband. And hey, she's drinking Bawls! Bawls are tasty!

Goddamn it, Gabrielle, Carlos is not a bad guy. Yes, he's a criminal, and he may have a temper, but still.

You know, I don't like Andrew, but that's still pretty harsh to do to a kid.

Lily is so freaking cute. And she knows the sign for "sexual"! Hee. And yay for Marlee Matlin for calling Lynette on her being a nosy little wench.

Is tonight the night for new characters to point out the housewives's flaws in very meta ways? Because I'm savoring it way more than I should.

JESUS, SUSAN, YOU COULDN'T HAVE OPENED THE FUCKING LETTER?!

Next week: OMG, Andrew might admit he was boy-kissing? YAY!