Date: 2005-04-07 10:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] svz-insanity.livejournal.com
*hugs* Slushies makes everything better.

Date: 2005-04-07 10:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coyotegoth.livejournal.com
Doesn't she understand that you have her mailing address? A few inflatable dolls that spill open in the mailman's bag make everything better :)

Date: 2005-04-07 10:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] teenygozer.livejournal.com
Most of us went for "The Sugary-Sweet Slushie of Happiness." That is significant.

Date: 2005-04-07 11:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] apocalypsos.livejournal.com
You know, the 7-11 next to my building has Mountain Dew Slushies. Forty ounces of frozen Mountain Dew ... mmm.

(And the lady expects me to call her back in an hour with information I can't get. *headdesk*)

Date: 2005-04-07 11:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lakidaa.livejournal.com
SHLUZZZSHIE. *zombie noises*

wait. If you have Thirsty's in your area, get one of those. They're like...SUPER SLUSHIES. But the Mountain Dew Slushie has me...intrigued.

mmm. Mountain Dew Slushie.

Date: 2005-04-07 11:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crevette.livejournal.com
As someone who has actually HAD a baby, much less with no pain relief, I can tell you Claire looked entirely too good to have actually given birth.

Verily, a woman must look as though she's been hit by a truck. It's the rule.

Date: 2005-04-07 11:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sabra-n.livejournal.com
*push*
*push*
*push*

Hahahabuttonyay!

-blue

Date: 2005-04-07 11:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] apocalypsos.livejournal.com
Hee! *pushpush*

Date: 2005-04-07 11:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] singeaddams.livejournal.com
I get Mountain Dew slushies all the time! (I have a bad memory and I'm constantly leaving the can in the freezer for too long. Sigh.)

Date: 2005-04-08 12:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fivefingerslap.livejournal.com
Where was the 'beat her savagely' option?

Date: 2005-04-08 01:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] franticgoddess.livejournal.com
I so read that first line as "A man lady yelled at me..."

AHAHAH

Date: 2005-04-08 02:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silmaril.livejournal.com
You can also post to [livejournal.com profile] customers_suck, because that's what they're there for, and they always like good writing.

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