Ick.

[apocalypsos]

Ick. Perfect damn timing. Just what I was wanting for DragonCon ... my period.

FOR SALE:

One female reproductive system. Never used in real life. Also contains 140-headed bastard love child of online friends list at no extra charge. Can be taken away immediately, but buyer must remove system themselves with proper medical tools. Suggest that system be wrung out if to be used before Labor Day.

....

Here, I'll save you people the trouble of saying it. Ewwwwwwwwww.

Comments

[devildoll.livejournal.com]

Sadly, those things have NO resale value. Mine's been on the market for nearly a year, and no takers yet. *sigh*

[myniamh.livejournal.com]

But I miss not having my period which I don't get because of some stupid hormone problem, I WANT it back DAMMIT!
I don't get cramps, though can feel it doing whatever it does to get rid of the lining.
It wiggles and does tri... moves.
*is not in any way envious of cramps*
*hands over hot water bottle and chocolate*

[wenchamok.livejournal.com]

You mean that everyone else doesn't go for two days and that's it? Oh....

*hides*

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

*user scowls* Don't make me hurt you.

[amethystgreye.livejournal.com]

Have a baby...it's changes the entire plumbing system. I used to be like you and then Gabriel came and, aw hell.

[dustbunnygirl.livejournal.com]

*just glares and growls and contemplates throwing blunt objects*

[xianghua.livejournal.com]

I really should know better than to drink soda while reading your LJ...