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[apocalypsos]

Bill O'Reilly just compared gay marriage to the plot of Jurassic Park.

*headdesk*

Comments

[rashaka.livejournal.com]

So... the little kids hiding in the cupboards from the velociraptors in the kitchen is like... straight people hiding in closets from the hungry gays waiting to eat their children get them out of the closet?

Or... Gay people eat goats and laywers?

::puzzled::

Or was it some connection to Jeff Goldblum's character's excessive black leather outfit?

[callmesyd.livejournal.com]

Now I have a mental image of Ian Malcolm eyeing the triceratops' droppings (with a badly photoshopped pic of O'Reilly pastede on it yay) and saying, "That is one great big pile of shit."

Does that make me a bad person? Because I'm giggling like a loon now.

[ruuger]

But... but.. Jurassic Park 3 is all about gay love. And dinosaurs. But mainly gay love.

[ladysorka]

What, in that those two guys in the third film were so married?

Because, well, yeah.

Otherwise, not quite sure where he's coming from there.

[fire-and-a-rose.livejournal.com]

I don't know what the rest of you are on about. This makes perfect sense to me.

I mean, haven't YOU seen the raging homosexuals attacking the poor, God-abiding men and women in the streets?

Though, really, I would think it's more like Dracula. WE TOUCH YOU AND YOU BECOME ONE OF US.

Or possibly Star Trek. "We are the gay. Resistance is futile." But pinker, and with sparkles, perhaps.

Ooo, a WWII movie! Gay agendas thrown like missiles!

[xkirsten89.livejournal.com]

*giggles incontrollibly*.. you are so awesome ♥ =P

[-kernel.livejournal.com]

I second that. And I'm madly in love with your icon xkirsten89

[xkirsten89.livejournal.com]

thanks =) I can't figure out who made it and that makes me so sad cos I reeeeally want to credit somebody

dumbledore is a p.i.m.p.

[dragonwhishes.livejournal.com]

... For some reason, I wish that I was twenty-one for the sheer fact that I could get drunk legally.

(No, I have never been drunk, but I hope to whatever you believe in or don't that it gets rid of all the bad memories like people say it does.)

xkjhgdof

[secretbutterfly.livejournal.com]

dood.
I think just reading that made my IQ drop.

[blunder-buss.livejournal.com]

Yes, because we all know that when gays marry then the WORLD WILL EXPLODE OMG

Or T-Rexes will run around eating people.

Either/or.

I'm here from metaquotes, hi.

[marseverlasting.livejournal.com]

I couldn't resist.

OH NO! HERE COMES THE MEGASOREASS!

Re: I'm here from metaquotes, hi.

[xkirsten89.livejournal.com]

hahahahahahahahahaha.. oh I am sooo saying that tomorrow during lunch.

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

Gee, I woulda thought it would be the unmerry marriages that ended in death and destruction...

[agreenbunny.livejournal.com]

Now every time I see the scene where the T rex eats the guy off the toilet, I will mentally superimpose Billy's face on the guy, and smile.

[silmaril.livejournal.com]

"Life will always find a way."

I think he had a point but he very likely did not realize it.