Dear James Marsters,
You are sweet, you are adorable, you are kind, and you are dead sexy. However, if you continue to sing like that, I'm going to file a complaint with the universe and we're going to trade you and Avril Lavigne in for a reconstituted Sid Vicious. As long as we keep him away from groupies and sharp objects, I'm sure the punk community would thank me, and quite possibly name a bank holiday after me and plan drunken parades in my honor.
Thank you. That is all.
Yours sincerely ...
Troll Princess
You are sweet, you are adorable, you are kind, and you are dead sexy. However, if you continue to sing like that, I'm going to file a complaint with the universe and we're going to trade you and Avril Lavigne in for a reconstituted Sid Vicious. As long as we keep him away from groupies and sharp objects, I'm sure the punk community would thank me, and quite possibly name a bank holiday after me and plan drunken parades in my honor.
Thank you. That is all.
Yours sincerely ...
Troll Princess