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[apocalypsos]

I've spent all morning on the monster xmmficathon entry of doooooooooooom. Current word count: 5,173 words. How much left to do -- lots and lots and lots. If what I've got now is 5k, I can guarantee a minimum of 50k by the time I finish. Boy, am I lucky I've got two months. ;)

Today, I decided that because I can't wear my jeans to work and all of my khakis and cords are too dirty, I'd wear the tan skirt I bought at the Gap a few weeks ago. I guess it's supposed to be knee length on a normal person, but it actually ends up at about mid-calf on me. Which, you know, makes it look a lot like a poodle skirt without the pink or the poodle, but since it still looks cute, I won't complain. :)

Oh, and did I mention that Lieutenant Asshat's sticking around for another week? *headdesk*

Meanwhile ...

The Fictional Character Who-Would-You-Shag Meme

If you'd shag them put the name in bold.
If you'd shag them after a few drinks put the name in italics.
If you wouldn't shag or don't know who they are, leave as is.
If you wouldn't shag them at gunpoint, cross the name out.

Add one or more character names and/or fandoms of your own. Once the list gets long enough to be unwieldy (use your judgment) start removing one name for every name you add.

Buffy Summers
Willow Rosenberg
Xander Harris -- But only in the early seasons.
Rupert Giles
Cordelia Chase
Joyce Summers
Spike -- Oh, YES.
Darla
Drusilla
Ethan Rayne
Daniel "Oz" Osbourne
Anya Jenkins
Riley Finn
Tara Maclay
Andrew Wells
Kennedy

Angel
Allen Francis Doyle
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce
Charles Gunn
Lorne
Fred Burkle
Connor
Illyria
Lindsey MacDonald
Lilah Morgan

Mal Reynolds
Zoë Warren
Hoban "Wash" Washburn
Inara Serra
Jayne Cobb
Kaylee Frye
Simon Tam -- What? So I want a Firefly orgy. What of it?
River Tam
Shepherd Book

Jack O'Neill
Daniel Jackson
Samantha Carter
Teal'c
George Hammond
Janet Fraiser
Jonas Quinn
Jacob Carter/Selmak
Bra'tac
Paul Davis
Sgt. Siler
Walter Harriman Davis (aka Chevron Guy)
Martouf
Narim
Ba'al -- I don't watch either SG, so ... you know.


Elizabeth Weir
John Sheppard
Rodney McKay
Teyla Emmagan
Aiden Ford
Radek Zelenka
Carson Beckett
Peter Grodin
Bates
Kavanagh
Simon
Halling
Kolya
Cowen
Sora

Duncan MacLeod
Connor MacLeod -- Yeah, I cannot begin to describe the EW I feel for both of them.
Methos/Adam Pierson
Ritchie Ryan
Joe Dawson
Tessa Noel
Amanda Darieux
Hugh Fitzcairn
Charlie DeSalvo
Anne Lindsey
Darius -- I'd say yes, but tree220 would kick my ass. ;)
Kronos

Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Tony DiNozzo
Caitlin Todd
Abby Sciuto
Tim McGee
Donald "Ducky" Mallard
Gerald Jackson
Jimmy Palmer
Tobias Fornell
Paula Cassidy
Ari

Gil Grissom
Catherine Willows
Warrick Brown
Nick Stokes
Sara Sidle
Greg Sanders
Al Robbins
Jim Brass

Gregory House
Lisa Cuddy
Eric Foreman
James Wilson
Allison Cameron
Robert Chase
Edward Vogler

Jed Bartlet
Abigail Bartlet
Leo McGarry
Toby Ziegler
Josh Lyman
C.J. Cregg
Sam Seaborn
Charlie Young
Donna Moss
Will Bailey
Ainsley Hayes
Danny Concannon
Lord John Marbury

Benton Fraser
Ray Vecchio
Ray Kowalski
Lt. Harding Welsh
Francesca Vecchio
Elaine Besbriss
Robert Fraser

Max Guevara
Logan Cale
Original Cindy
Herbal Thought
Kendra
Sketchy
Reagan "Normal" Ronald
Lydecker
Bling
Alec

James T. Kirk -- He sleeps with everything. You know how disease-ridden that man must have been? Sheesh!
Spock
Leonard McCoy
Montgomery "Scotty" Scott
Pavel Chekov
Hikaru Sulu
Lt. Uhura -- Well, really.
Christine Chapel
Janice Rand

Jean-Luc Picard
William T. Riker
Geordi LaForge
Tasha Yar
Worf
Beverly Crusher
Deanna Troi
Data
Wesley Crusher -- Yes, if I got drunk AND I get to pretend he's really Wil Wheaton.
Guinan

William "Husker" Adama
Laura Roslin
Kara "Starbuck" Thrace
Lee "Apollo" Adama
Gaius Baltar
Number Six
Sharon "Boomer" Valerii
Saul Tigh
Tyrol
Karl "Helo" Agathon
Dualla
Billy Keikeya
Tom Zarek

Harry Potter -- Assuming that they're all grown up, of course ...
Hermione Granger
Ron Weasley
Albus Dumbledore
Minerva McGonagall
Rubeus Hagrid
Severus Snape -- I just don't get the Snape love. I mean, for thinking he'd be hot in bed, because GYAH-NO-EWEWEW.
Remus Lupin
Sirius Black
Draco Malfoy
Lucius Malfoy -- The Malfoys are not sexy, they're assholes. (Well, okay, maybe Lucius is a little sexy, but ... yeah, still an ass.)
Neville Longbottom

Jack -- Well, he is attractive, and he means well.
Kate -- Yes, but she's not allowed to talk.
Hurley
Claire
Sawyer
Sayid -- *glances from side to side* Maybe together? Pretty please? *whimpers*
Shannon -- I love the cuddly little bitch, but still.
Boone -- He's so pretty and stupid!
Michael
Walt
Locke
Sun -- Oh, yeah.
Jin -- Mmm, cheekbones.

Comments

[whitetower.livejournal.com]

You're a tiny bit theoretically queer, huh? ;)

[all-ephemera.livejournal.com]

I don't know enough people to do this list, but I agree with bunches of your girls! :)

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Oh, yes. I've got a stack of Get Out of Heterosexuality Free cards that is rather embarrassingly tall, considering I've never been all that sexually attracted to any real women. ;)

Almost completely off topic

[opportunemoment.livejournal.com]

Did I hear you say there wasn't a Serenity screening in Washington last time round? Cause there is now. http://www.cantstopthesignal.com/

[wenchamok.livejournal.com]

I think I might have found my first Get Out of Heterosexuality Free card. Vanessa Ferlito (Aidan Burn on CSI: NY). She's just gorgeous....