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[apocalypsos]

There's a radio commercial for tonight's TAR they keep playing with a woman screaming in terror, "Oh, my God!", and I can't tell if it's Joyce, Amber, or Kelly.

GODDAMN IT, CBS, ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?!

EDIT: Jesus Christ, O'Reilly, do you honestly think liberals and secularists want 14-year-olds to get pregnant?! *mind boggles*

OTHER EDIT: A direct O'Reilly quote for you to seethe over: "When you hear the word 'humane', you know someone is going to get hosed." *headsmack*

Comments

[girlwiththebook.livejournal.com]

of course they are. silly you.

[vampirespider.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes he does.

[neadods.livejournal.com]

What is BOR(e) going on about now?

[storydivagirl.livejournal.com]

I think it's the conservatives who want the girls to get pregnant - hence their no prevention ever beliefs.

[erinlin.livejournal.com]

Oh God, what did he say now?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

A judge in Maryland made a school throw out a new sex education program that said homosexuality was an acceptable lifestyle because it discriminated against the Christians that think homosexuality is evil. (Hell, I don't know.) So O'Reilly was going on about how liberals want teenagers to be taught everything about sex and about diversity is okay. Uh, yeah. AND?!

But in any event, the entire conversation led off to him thinking liberals will tell 14-year-olds to get pregnant and their babies will be taken care of. Aaaaaaand NO. *eye roll*

[laughingrat.livejournal.com]

Jesus Christ, O'Reilly, do you honestly think liberals and secularists want 14-year-olds to get pregnant?!

Yes he does, but only O'Reilly and his ilk want to make them to stay that way.

[channonyarrow.livejournal.com]

Seconded.

[laughingrat.livejournal.com]

Making fun of Bill O'Reilly is like shooting fish in a barrel, but sometimes it must be done.

[laughingrat.livejournal.com]

Oh, and also, I apparently forgot HTML there. Whoops. *shame*

[channonyarrow.livejournal.com]

See, I keep having trouble with the "making fun of" part. But that's because I'm naturally an evil person, though I don't want 14 year olds to get pregnant. I keep thinking that O'Reilly would secretly just love something like a religious framework of child marriages, maybe one where the parents of the girl could be killed for committing murder if their daughter remained a virgin after her first period (every egg is a potential child!).

But, as I say, I've got a nasty mind. Maybe someday I'll see the fun in pointing out how stupid his ideas are, but right now it feels like there are more people who agree with him than with us.

[lots42.livejournal.com]

I'm so jealous people can make fun of Bill O'Reilly. I tried watching his crazy ass and I got nothing. He just spewed forth political themed words with no seeming adherence to meaning or context.

[cyprinella]

Has it been permenantly tossed now? Last I heard there was just an injuction...

*sigh* More and more I'm convinced I'm going to build a bomb shelter in my townhouse and stay down there til after they've all nuked each other out of existance. And then I'm going off to the plains and be adopted by psychic horses.

[lamiael.livejournal.com]

A judge in Maryland made a school throw out a new sex education program that said homosexuality was an acceptable lifestyle because it discriminated against the Christians that think homosexuality is evil.

...What? Now I'm just confused.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

That was me being sarcastic. (But not a lot of sarcasm.)

[pelennor-fields.livejournal.com]

Channon Yarrow. That's a good LJ name... for a former stripper and filthy assistant!

*aims bowel disruptor*

[lamiael.livejournal.com]

*holds head and whimpers*

Why are they so crazy??

[pelennor-fields.livejournal.com]

Have you read

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Have you read <u<The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy</u>? If so, you know exactly what to do:

Put your towel over your head.

The ravenous Bill O'Reilly beast, slow-witted and dim in nature, will assume that if you can't see him, he can't see you and will go away.

[minotaurs.livejournal.com]

*headsmack*

The new definition of a 'masochist': A liberal who listens to Bill O'Reilly.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I've found that I'm now much more tolerable of stupid conservative arguments. Or just stupid arguments in general. O'Reilly -- he's like iocane powder, in a way. ;)

[channonyarrow.livejournal.com]

You want to shoot something? Shoot the cat. I am not paid enough to watch you walk around naked, and I am not paid enough to take a shot to the bowels from you. Christ, it was better being a stripper - even if eyeballs are sticky.

[midnightbex.livejournal.com]

We just discussed this in my history class, the whole 'more teens are getting pregnant than ever!! Why do *insert enemy party here* want/let/not care that this is happening?! It's *insert enemy party here*'s fault! WE CAN NOT LET THIS HAPPEN! RAR.' thing.

The oddest bit of it is that conservatives and the religious are the ones who complain the most about teen pregnancy and the highest demographic of said pregnancies occur in the religious and conservative communities and families. Not to mention that the rate of teen pregnancy has gown down - especially when you compare it to rates in the first half of the century. The only thing demographically that's gone up is the number of teens keeping the babies they have. So is that what they're actually complaining about?

[midnightbex.livejournal.com]

why it may even have *gone* down too. *headsmack*

Or cats, don't forget.

[aberrantangels]

You can be Lady Hahti!

[jbarbie23.livejournal.com]

YEAH! Not to mention, if you look at the areas with the highest teen pg rates, you'll notice they are the SAME areas/regions with the highest number of conservative, religious holy rollers. Witness: um, the entire south.

[jbarbie23.livejournal.com]

true.

[anne-jumps.livejournal.com]

If the teens would just get married, everything would be fine!

[midnightbex.livejournal.com]

And who cares if they're only 14!

[budclare.livejournal.com]

Is "humane" is today's Secret Word (in the Animaniacs sense)?