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Dear internal organs,

__ Stop hurting.
__ Just explode already, goddamn it.

Please choose one of the above options. Thank you.

Sincerely,

Me

EDIT: O'Reilly just said that Muslims were more offended about a Koran being defaced than a Christian would by a Bible being defaced because Muslims are crazy.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE.

Date: 2005-05-17 05:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] timba.livejournal.com
I have to say that I appreciate that you hate this man and listen to him anyway.

This means that I can see the stupid shit that he says, as I have no way of listening to him here :)

Date: 2005-05-17 05:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nuit-belle.livejournal.com
I love your icon so much. Aunt Josephine would be terrified of a computer.

feel better!

Date: 2005-05-17 06:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elessar.livejournal.com
LOL I concur with her. I don't know how you put up with this, but it's rather amusing to read his stupidity ^_^

Date: 2005-05-17 06:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hamadryad.livejournal.com
As awful as Bill is, I swear, you've got to count your stars you don't listen to Rush.

Also, Bill got a rip in on Rush today so I have to give him a tiny itty atom of love before I go back to the full-on hate.

Date: 2005-05-17 06:12 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] conuly
WTF?

Date: 2005-05-17 06:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dorei.livejournal.com
Well, of course Muslims would be upset more than a Christian would ... Christians burn books regularly, after all ...

Oops. Did I say that out loud?

Date: 2005-05-17 06:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wenchamok.livejournal.com
So does that mean we can start flushing Bibles down the toilet to scientifically study Christians' reactions?

Date: 2005-05-17 06:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prairiedaun.livejournal.com
My question is how do you flush books down the toilet? Do you rip all of the pages out first? And what do you do if it is a hardcover book?

Date: 2005-05-17 07:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dorei.livejournal.com
Hey, do you think we should all buy some cheap bibles, rip em up and ship em to O'Reilly, just to see what he does?

Date: 2005-05-17 07:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] callmesyd.livejournal.com
Woodchipper?

Date: 2005-05-17 07:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whitewithsnow.livejournal.com
...i love your icon.

Date: 2005-05-17 07:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] robyn-ma.livejournal.com
You put it in the blender. Then you pour it down the toilet. :)

Date: 2005-05-17 07:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wenchamok.livejournal.com
I would think rip out a few pages at a time, flush them, rip more, flush, etc. Then again, if it were an outhouse, we could just toss the whole thing in and let it marinate for a long time.

Date: 2005-05-17 07:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] timba.livejournal.com
Thanks. It's one of my favorite paintings...its the whiskers, and the look on the cat's face I think.

If you like, you can nab it. All I did was scan 'n' shrink my poster. :)

Date: 2005-05-17 07:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] channonyarrow.livejournal.com
I've got a copy of the Bible I'm not using. Anyone got a toilet in a prison?

Date: 2005-05-17 10:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] storm-maven.livejournal.com
I'm leaving the United States, learning Figi and never coming back. Because at the rate "they (because I'm not taking ownership for being an American if it saves my life)" keep insulting Muslims, I don't want to be here.

Date: 2005-05-17 11:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lots42.livejournal.com
Gah! Rush rocks! Anger!

Ok, not really. I like Rush but he's done some dumbass stuff before.

Date: 2005-05-17 11:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lots42.livejournal.com
I used to doodle in my bible in Sunday School

Blasphemy is always fun

Date: 2005-05-18 04:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] badficwriter.livejournal.com
I dunno, he could be right about that.

We've been desecrating the bible since Black Masses in the Inquisition, so the Xians have kinda gotten used to it.

For REAL fun, find missionaries giving out bible thingies, accept one, then desecrate it in public. Bonus points if you call on His Satanic Majesty while you do it.

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