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[apocalypsos]

Painful O'Reilly Statement of the Day: "I don't want to give anything away about Revenge of the Sith, but the head Jedi impregnates Natalie Portman."

I'm not even a Star Wars fan, but ... ow, I think I dislocated my fandom bone.

Comments

[dawning-star.livejournal.com]

....Yoda is Luke's father?

[lizbetann]

I always thought there was a remblance about the eyes...

[dawning-star.livejournal.com]

If I found out my spouse was banging a short green troll, I think I'd turn to the dark side too.

[havenward.livejournal.com]

You know, it'd make more sense than the movie... (... Assuming Lucas was actually attempting to give him a reason. I'm not entirely sure...)

[fernwithy.livejournal.com]

:headdesk:

I just have no other comment.

[ladysorka]

Wow. Anakin must've been really bad in bed for Padme to turn to Yoda.

I mean, not that Yoda's not a nice guy, but, you know, he's not high on the "sexual attractiveness" scale. Unless you like really short green guys with big ears.

...maybe Padme has a fetish?

[musyc]

I dunno, my roomie has a thing for him. She says it's the ears, but she's shifty.

[pinkywundrgrrl.livejournal.com]

i realize this would be the point where i would deny and claim that ldymusyc was speaking nonsense...but shes right. i have a crush on a puppet. he is the original bad ass motherfucker. besides look at how well he uses his light saber. size matters not.

[jedusor.livejournal.com]

*sporfle*

You have issues, darling.

[pinkywundrgrrl.livejournal.com]

yes, yes i do, but at least they are fun to poke and watch as they wobble about.

[genepool23.livejournal.com]

You're just not thinking this through. Through the Force, many things are possible...

[loopychew.livejournal.com]

"Big butts, I like! Yes! Lie, I cannot!"

[altiloquent.livejournal.com]

Maybe he's reaaaaally well hung.

A tripod perhaps?

[thornsilver]

Much becomes clear.

(But really, Ewwww!)

[cornfields.livejournal.com]

"Sleep with me, you will, young Padme." *snerk*

[elessar.livejournal.com]

I would become a Sith just to cut O'Reilly's head off with my lightsaber.

[cat-eyed-fox.livejournal.com]

I think O'Reilly *is* an agent of the Sith, so I'm gonna become a Jedi and kill him and all his Republican Dark Force lords.

[havenward.livejournal.com]

What? No... There's no parallels between the Sith Lords taking over the democratic and turning it into a dictator ship and the Republicans in office...
...
...
Wait...

[cat-eyed-fox.livejournal.com]

Exactly. Today we were trying to figure out who Dubya was... I can't remember who we came up with. one of the dumbass Senators.

[cat-eyed-fox.livejournal.com]

Exactly. Today we were trying to figure out who Dubya was... I can't remember who we came up with. one of the dumbass Senators.

Another of Lucas' re-edits.

[myniamh.livejournal.com]

Your father, I am young jedi.
NO! IT'S NOT POSSIBLE!

[anne-jumps.livejournal.com]

One of the pop radio show morning crews today was saying that male SW fans know the technical stuff, and women know the romantic/emotional stuff, and ne'er the twain shall meet.

[genepool23.livejournal.com]

Clearly bullshit.

[anne-jumps.livejournal.com]

I considered calling in or emailing, but shows like that depend on enforcing gender roles and stereotypes to create controversy, and I didn't want to play their stupid game.

[foxxydancr.livejournal.com]

*gah* the pain.

A couple years ago, there was a radio sketch floating around the internet about sex with yoda, and all I remember was "mm, sleep in the wet spot I won't!" which is not a thought I needed to be reminded of.

[jenni-the-odd.livejournal.com]

"Size matters not", indeed.

[hamadryad.livejournal.com]

I think it was Dark Helmet.

"...and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine."

[all-ephemera.livejournal.com]

All I can think of right now is this dreadful cross between the Draco/Spike/Anakin fanfic linked on metaquotes and this very strange clip that featured someone sounding almost but not quite completely unlike Yoda saying something about, "...the Force is all around us. That nice hoochie's ass in those tight leather pants, that make me want to say bayyyooow bitch! I'm sorry, was that out of character? Sorry I messed up."

Have to go wash brain with bleach. Back in 5.

[musyc]

Draco/Spike/Anakin fanfic linked on metaquotes

whaaaaaaaaaaat?
Must have this link. I need to kill off some brain cells.

[guinwhyte.livejournal.com]

http://www.livejournal.com/users/maegunnbatt/87726.html

[vass]

*is in love*

Yoda is green, scaly love. Deny it you cannot.

[smallship1.livejournal.com]

Who is this Painful O'Reilly anyway? Sounds like someone from Li'l Abner...

[havenward.livejournal.com]

... head Jedi... ::bursts into laughter:: Wow, just wow. How do you confuse the (and I don't think its a spoiler to say this) personal destruction of the Jedi order with the head Jedi? I mean... ::gives up::