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[apocalypsos]

When I was at the bus stop tonight, there was a little boy who couldn't have been more than seven years old with long curly blond hair down to his waist scaling the lampposts like a monkey. Now, that was cool.

Then I got on the bus and this skeevy 50-year-old guy kept hassling me for my phone number. That? Yeah, not so cool.

And if they could just lay off advertising whatever stupid interview Tom Cruise is doing in the next twenty-four hours to flail about how much he loves Katie Holmes (no, really!), I'd appreciate it. Why don't they just peel away all pretense and put up a great big emergency message on the television screen every once in a while saying, "Attention! Tom Cruise is still a heterosexual! I repeat, Tom Cruise is still a heterosexual! If Tom Cruise had not been a heterosexual, you would have been given directions to the nearest emergency center! Thank you!"

Comments

[prettyveela.livejournal.com]

LOL.

I hope the Tom/Katie thing isn't a clever hoax, cause that boy does look IN LUVE.

[ex-dovil323.livejournal.com]

Ha! Love it. Though apparently a friend of a friend had carnal relations with Mr Cruise and not a pair of breasts were in sight. And because it's a unproven rumour it must be true!

His PR firm had better start having him date two woman, just to be on the safe side.

[sadiekate.livejournal.com]

Snerk.

[myniamh.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure Katie Holmes is the best person to prove his hetroness with.

[weetzie21.livejournal.com]

Have you heard the latest? Apparently, he's now completely heterosexual and fucking nuts (http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/gossip/tom-cruise/intensity-photoblogging-tom-cruise-on-oprah-104673.php).

[lots42.livejournal.com]

Dude, he's a Scientologist. That's proof enough right there he is insane

[valerie]

Why don't they just peel away all pretense and put up a great big emergency message on the television screen every once in a while saying, "Attention! Tom Cruise is still a heterosexual! I repeat, Tom Cruise is still a heterosexual! If Tom Cruise had not been a heterosexual, you would have been given directions to the nearest emergency center! Thank you!"

You are SO metaquoted :)

[silmaril.livejournal.com]

Someone beat me to it.

*goes away giggling*

[captainsblog.livejournal.com]

A Hollywood breakfast nook. The near future.

KATIE
Honey?

TOM
Yes, dear?

KATIE
Would you mind playing Batman in the next movie? I need someone to wreck the franchise again before I get typecast, and George Clooney's booked. Plus it'd be fun!

[filmbuff.livejournal.com]

Nice segue there: "Someone twice my age was htting on me... now let's talk about Tom Cruise and Katie Holms."