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[apocalypsos]

They asked this on the radio just now (well, without that last option), and I couldn't resist. ;)

[Poll #504009]

Comments

[adjectivegirl.livejournal.com]

Not to knock you of course, but Madonna and Demi are fuckin' ripped.

You could take Ashton in a second though.

[silmaril.livejournal.com]

Without the last option I'd opt for the Kabbalists, mind you---at least they go for something which is based on stuff that takes years of serious study, vs. some whacko's fiction.

[callmesyd.livejournal.com]

Ditto that. Nothing beats a 2x4 with a nail, though. Not even Trogdor.

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

Although I voted for you, I think the $cientologists would probably take it. They've got more Action Heroes. Not to mention legions of brainwashed footsoldiers.

[taiste.livejournal.com]

What she said.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

*grumblesgrumbles*

I've got legions of brainwashed footsoldiers ...

[feath.livejournal.com]

you. No contest. No contest at all. Not even with Demi at her best.

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

Point.

[agilebrit.livejournal.com]

You. You're probably taller than Tom Cruise.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm three apples high, so what does that make him? ;P

[diannelamerc.livejournal.com]

*nods*

*shows up in her legionaire's uniform looking suitably vacant!*

[horsefacehannah.livejournal.com]

Huh, Jason Dohring's in the first category... so I have to go with the kabbalah-ists winning.

That boy's all talk.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I've decided he's going to be my prisoner of war. Mmm-hmm.

[foenix.livejournal.com]

Wits trump religion every time. =)

J

[foenix.livejournal.com]

Hey, not *all* of us are brainwashed.

I come with my own bat, too.

[myniamh.livejournal.com]

Think of all that training you've had by watching zombie/disaster films!

[azurelunatic]

And they fight fucking dirty.

[bishounenhuntrs.livejournal.com]

To steal from Millennium:

"Come on, don't you fight the Forces of Evil?"

"The Forces of Evil don't sue."

[sabra-n.livejournal.com]

Except they don't study it. Supposedly you get the wisdom of the text by running your finger over it or some such thing.

That sound you hear is my eyeballs rolling out of their sockets and bouncing on the floor.

-blue

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Oh, man. I changed my mind. Fuck superstrength, I want THAT superpower.