Cute boys don't like me. *sighs*

[apocalypsos]

Did the cute, scruffy guy with the nice smile and the pretty eyes ask me out today? No, of course not.

Did the dorky guy with the "W" sticker on his car who looks like a younger version of Doc Brown from Back to the Future ask me out today? Oh, yeah.

Excuse me while I grab the nearest boat oar and go beat the shit out of Cupid.

*grumbles* Miserable little arrow-shooting, diaper-wearing fuckstick ...

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[chilledglove.livejournal.com]

yes, that diaper-wearing faggot should watch where he points that thing sometimes.

I have no idea what "W" stands for

[faith21.livejournal.com]

That's how I knew my last 'relationship' was doomed. He comes to pick me up, and as I'm walking to his car I notice the "W 2004" sticker on his back bumper. *gags violently*
Meanwhile, the drop-dead gorgeous cop I know is engaged.

There should be a self-help group for people like us.

[faith21.livejournal.com]

Dubya - as in George W. Bush.

:)

[storm-maven.livejournal.com]

I was going to say "That's because Cupid knows the cute guy is a complete jerk behind his nice smile and pretty eyes and the dorky guy was Mr. Perfect." I then realized what the "W" stood for and I have changed my mind. I'll help your beat the crap out of Cupid.

[ardath_rekha]

I was going to say "send the dorky guy my way!" until I realized the same thing. *Sigh* Rats. *Gets out the bat to join in the beating*

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Hey, that reminds me of me. Except the drop-dead gorgeous cop I used to like is gay. And he looks a hell of a lot like Jake Gyllenhaal these days, too. *sigh*

[anne-jumps.livejournal.com]

My last roommate had a friend who was a real dick, and though he had a black Lexus SUV he apparently decided it was better to come over to our house on many weekends and do all of his laundry. Fun! He was a dick in other ways as well. So I was not surprised to see a black "W" sticker on his SUV.

[anne-jumps.livejournal.com]

I'm kind of drunk -- I'm meaning to say that though he could afford to do otherwise, presumably, he decided instead on using our washer and dryer (I don't think he paid my roommate for it but I never asked).

Er...

[seferin.livejournal.com]

why not ask HIM out?

Re: Er...

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Because one of the other girls in the office asked him if he was single and he said he's dating someone.

[bspalek.livejournal.com]

The W sticker is def what would turn me off most. I couldn't have a conversation with a republican last year that didnt lead to a full fledged debate that turned in to emailing wars until I wanted to throttle them over the head with something blunt. I tend to be a bit...passionate (I think others have a different word for it though...?)...

I couldnt imagine trying to date one. That would be a reality show or an eppisode of cops ready to happen.

Re: Er...

[singeaddams.livejournal.com]

Maaaaaybe he just said that to avoid going out with HER. Try for yourself!

[stvnsangel.livejournal.com]

Lordy does that remind me of me. Liked this guy I worked with (who reminded me a bit of Christopher Meloni and Rob Thomas, only younger) who was taken. But I always get the creepy pervs who decide they are attracted to me.

Can I join in on the Cupid beating? Pretty please? I promise to bring my own weapons!

*Blink*

[seferin.livejournal.com]

Is it at least a girl?

[chilledglove.livejournal.com]

oh - thanks!

[badficwriter.livejournal.com]

Well...::helpless shrug:: my hubbie? The perfect one? Cute fanboy? Hard worker? Loyal until death? Won't STOP giving me gifts?

Thinks every democratic presidential candidate has sucked for years. Thinks it's not a bad idea to invade Iraq. Voted for Bush. Doesn't agree with *everything* Dubya believes, but thought he was a better candidate.

...Just saying.

[faith21.livejournal.com]

We definitely could make money off our magical superpowers.

[faith21.livejournal.com]

no prob!

Re: *Blink*

[faith21.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

[faith21.livejournal.com]

Same here, I just said that to trollprincess, my first date with one guy - I knew it was over when I saw the bumper sticker.

PS - <3 the icon!

[faith21.livejournal.com]

Heh, this guy was nice, but I couldn't help thinking about what would happen when the conversation got around to politics. I know he would have wound up leaving the restaurant wearing my mashed potatoes. :)

[bspalek.livejournal.com]

Ha I like yours too. Like you Id have gotten gotten along with him unless the conversation turned to politics...

I have this cute guy at work that I that I totally get along with unless he starts to bait me, which I always cannot help falling for. He is SO far right, an has no knowledge to the fact that people can choose not to believe everthing he does. He thinks he is right, I am a hippy, and it is his duty to convince me of it. And he just got promoted, and is my boss. Now I cannot karate chop him ;)

[faith21.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

You cannot karate chop him AT WORK. Anywhere else is fair game. :)
That would drive me crazy as well... I try to be tolerant of other people's beliefs, but not when they're so wrong it's like they're from a different planet. And then they try to push their beliefs on you, which is even worse.