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[apocalypsos]

cherrysher says exactly what I think about the difference between Tom Cruise getting squirted with water and Leonardo DiCaprio almost dying, for fuck's sake. The media's priorities are so far out of fucking whack, it's unbelievable. (Meanwhile, Steven Spielberg thinks the media punished poor lovestruck Tom. Shut up, Steve, while I still like you.)

A review of March of the Penguins. On the one hand, I really do want to get out and see Batman Begins this weekend, but goddamn it, I REALLY want to see this. *whimper*

Film portrays mother's rape in Indian high society.

They're making a movie about Rodney Dangerfield. This is the part where we sit around and try to figure out who they cast who looks like that. (I mean, even a halfway decent actor could do Rodney, but the look of the guy is just ... *shrugs*)

Great, so now the runaway bride has a TV deal. You might also notice that I am still lacking a TV deal. I'm just pointing out the obvious.

Brain shuts off during female orgasm. I believe the phrase, "Well, duh," comes to mind.

Saddam insists he's still President of Iraq. Well, of course he does. If troops invaded Washington and arrested Bush, he'd still say he was President. I know Saddam's a dick, but still.

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[smallship1.livejournal.com]

>If troops invaded Washington and arrested Bush...

Okay, that visual's going to brighten the rest of my day.

[22by7.livejournal.com]

mine as well.

[anne-jumps.livejournal.com]

Me three.

[stevie-jane.livejournal.com]

Maybe Bill Murray could play Dangerfield, with some make-up it could be done.

The orgasm article is absurd, of course fake orgasms are different from real ones, they're FAKE.

[22by7.livejournal.com]

well, duh is right, but i see some people jumping on this as OMGEVIDENZ for the quoteunquote inferiority of the female brain.
or maybe i'm paranoid.

[robyn-ma.livejournal.com]

Not really.

Women's brains shut off during orgasm.

Guys' brains shut off before, during, and after. ;)

[gruyere.livejournal.com]

We have brains?

[phillyexpat.livejournal.com]

Re: Orgasms-you know a woman is faking if they can form a complete sentence mid-orgasm. Hell, if they utter anything more than a one syllable word, they're faking.

[tania.livejournal.com]

Brain shuts off during female orgasm. I believe the phrase, "Well, duh," comes to mind.

BWAHAA!

The whole article seemed kind of obvious, really, but it was worth it for your assessment. ;)

About Rodney?

[lousy-timing.livejournal.com]

He wasn't a bad looking guy when he was younger. In fact, he exaggerated his facial features a lot to be funny.



If you look at some of the photos of him bugging his eyes out (he made them do that- they weren't buggy on their own) you can see a Brendan Fraser resemblance. Of course, just looking at him, the first person I thought of to match up to the years of programming his image into my mind was Rob Schneider.

Re: About Rodney?

[lousy-timing.livejournal.com]

Oh, for pity's sake. Darn link.

http://pics.livejournal.com/jinzi/pic/0001ge5w/g4

Re: About Rodney?

[robyn-ma.livejournal.com]

If Brad Garrett hadn't already played Jackie Gleason, he might not be a bad choice:

[robyn-ma.livejournal.com]

'cherrysher says exactly what I think about the difference between Tom Cruise getting squirted with water and Leonardo DiCaprio almost dying, for fuck's sake.'

But...but...it was incredibly rude!

Sure, Leo might've needed stitches and narrowly escaped arterial bleeding, but Tommy got wet.

*snerk*

[cleobourne.livejournal.com]

his hair his hair!

[cleobourne.livejournal.com]

And where the hell was I when R.D died?! o_O

[a-hollow-year.livejournal.com]

Technically I think he IS still president until they pass a referendum revoking his leadership.

[bspalek.livejournal.com]

I was talking to my friend the other day...I was thinking that we could throw Bush out into the middle of the streets and give everyone a rock. As long as I could through one too.

Humm, I need to stop watching the news, I am becoming a really angry person.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_redpanda_/]

Activists say a woman is raped every 30 minutes in India

*restrains the obvious tasteless joke*

[kkglinka.livejournal.com]

Brain shuts off during female orgasm. I believe the phrase, "Well, duh," comes to mind.

I'll say. I read about how a woman's orgasm resembles a seizure years and years ago. Like, when I was ten and researching the inconvenient condition I had. You know why it takes them so long to confirm these "female facts" (like the combo pill - gasp - negatively impacts libido), but there are already five different versions of viagra available to men?

Well, I can only think of one real difference between men and women.

[wenchamok.livejournal.com]

You want fucked up media priorities? The Associated Press has something called a newsalert, a quick one-sentence blurb to alert editors to breaking news -- bombings in Iraq, rising death tolls in the tsunami, major convictions/acquittals. Know what they alerted the other morning? Tom proposing to Katie Holmes.

*headdesk*

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Oh, for crying out loud. *headdesk*

I think I'll just switch to my default setting in regards to asstards and hope they get eaten by dinosaurs soon.

[wenchamok.livejournal.com]

Honest to god, the first thing out of my mouth when I read that was "Oh, for fuck's sake! I thought the AP had more class than that!"