Wow, am I drunk ...
Jun. 14th, 2003 11:13 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosMy parents are away for the night, so I raided my mother's Smirnoff Ice stash.
At one drink, I was buzzed. At two, I am now pretty much drunk. I could soooo go for another one, but I'm in my bedroom right now and navigating the steps while drunk is not something I'm really looking forward to. (I'm lucky I'm one of those giddy, happy drunks. Otherwise, this would be really pathetic. Yeah. Okay.)
God, I'm such a cheap drunk. I mean, I'm very lightweight and I hardly ever get to drink, so being a cheap drunk is understandable. And, considering my usual bank statement, advantageous.
But jeez ... you try typing when you're drunk. I keep debating whether I should keep using my fingers or whether I should give up all pretense and smash my face repeatedly into the keyboard.
Oh, yeah. Definitely need another one.
At one drink, I was buzzed. At two, I am now pretty much drunk. I could soooo go for another one, but I'm in my bedroom right now and navigating the steps while drunk is not something I'm really looking forward to. (I'm lucky I'm one of those giddy, happy drunks. Otherwise, this would be really pathetic. Yeah. Okay.)
God, I'm such a cheap drunk. I mean, I'm very lightweight and I hardly ever get to drink, so being a cheap drunk is understandable. And, considering my usual bank statement, advantageous.
But jeez ... you try typing when you're drunk. I keep debating whether I should keep using my fingers or whether I should give up all pretense and smash my face repeatedly into the keyboard.
Oh, yeah. Definitely need another one.
