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[apocalypsos]

You know what? Classmates can send me all the spam it wants if it would just tell me who the hell is visiting my profile. (C'mon, I'm curious who at my high school would actually give enough of a damn about me to check here.)

I put a link to my LJ in my profile. In retrospect, regardless of the fact that I don't really have anything bad to say about anybody I went to high school with (I have more bad things to say about myself in high school, actually), that was probably not the best move.

*waves* Hi, former classmates! I haven't changed a bit, except for the exotic dancing and the lottery jackpot I won and the superpowers I got from that space rock and the clones of myself I grew in my underground lab. And yourselves? ;)

Comments

[theliel.livejournal.com]

i want a pole smokeing tp clone. no fair keeping them to yourself

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I have an army of rich identical strippers who shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and you don't.

See? You can't say that, but I can, which is why I'm keeping 'em. ;)

[theliel.livejournal.com]

but it's the perfect army. I can just see the crotches of world leaders ignighting into flame now......and then you chuckling over the burning wreckage of DC screaming "GO MY MINIONS! Bring me TEH PRETTAH!"

and then cut to commando stripper teams raiding vaiours fangrrl luv'd actors...

[robyn-ma.livejournal.com]

'Hi. I'm not married, I don't have any kids, and I'd blow your head off if somebody paid me enough.'

[theliel.livejournal.com]

for those of us rapidly approaching our own 10 year reunion on the 10th anniversary of that great release, it's spooky as fuck.

[robyn-ma.livejournal.com]

'I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?'

[lots42.livejournal.com]

I don't think anyone is -actually- visiting your profile, Classmates.com just wants you to look at the ads

[silly-dan.livejournal.com]

Considering when I visited I wasn't able to get any useful info out of any of my classmates' profiles, except that they were not dead as of 2001, you're probably right. I have an uncommon enough name that my old friends can just google me anyway, so I deleted my profile.