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[apocalypsos]

For the record, the correct answer to "What did Bryan do this time?" is that he had sex with his girlfriend in my parents' game room. She came up to stay last weekend and -- much like when he drinks beer in his room and just leaves the empties lying around for my mother to find -- he went out to the game room over the garage in the middle of the night, got laid, then stayed out there with her until the next morning.

I should mention that my father's work office is through the game room, so he had to stay downstairs that morning to avoid seeing my brother in the afterglow. Which ... eww.

So, you know, if any guy out there wants a good excuse why you shouldn't cuddle, there you go.

*checks answers* Hee! After the last poll, he'll be horribly amused you think he set fire to some guy's lawn or flunked out of his lit class. He loves hearing what you guys think he's done wrong. ;) (Although, all that game room sex apparently broke his brain, because he skipped out on his class to go hang with her last week and didn't find out tonight's lit class was cancelled. *snerk*)