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[apocalypsos]

For the record, the correct answer to "What did Bryan do this time?" is that he had sex with his girlfriend in my parents' game room. She came up to stay last weekend and -- much like when he drinks beer in his room and just leaves the empties lying around for my mother to find -- he went out to the game room over the garage in the middle of the night, got laid, then stayed out there with her until the next morning.

I should mention that my father's work office is through the game room, so he had to stay downstairs that morning to avoid seeing my brother in the afterglow. Which ... eww.

So, you know, if any guy out there wants a good excuse why you shouldn't cuddle, there you go.

*checks answers* Hee! After the last poll, he'll be horribly amused you think he set fire to some guy's lawn or flunked out of his lit class. He loves hearing what you guys think he's done wrong. ;) (Although, all that game room sex apparently broke his brain, because he skipped out on his class to go hang with her last week and didn't find out tonight's lit class was cancelled. *snerk*)

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[pie-is-good.livejournal.com]

Everytime you use that icon, I touch it and never die.

[girlwiththebook.livejournal.com]

its because you need maximun exposure. so far you're just dying a little, a few years at a time.

but soon! soon your time will come!

[cmstephens.livejournal.com]

I got the right answer! Yay!

What do I win?

[devildoll.livejournal.com]

My brother once did the same thing on the living room couch. And then left the used condom on the coffee table.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I don't even want to think where he put the used condom. Although it better have existed, goddamn it. He doesn't get to make me an aunt before I become a mom. Them's the rules. (At that rate, I'll never be an aunt. *sigh*)

[coyotegoth.livejournal.com]

He didn't slug a cop? He's slipping ;)

[tania.livejournal.com]

Yanno, there's a parental saying that goes something like this:

"If you're old and mature enough to have sex, you're old and mature enough to move out of home".

Hear hear. XP

When my brother was seventeen, he and his eighteen-year-old girlfriend used to have sex in the house now and then (limited to his room, thank god). He came down the stairs one night and said, "Uh, mum... what do we do if the condom broke?"

*facepalm* Yeah.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

You know, I was talking about all of this with one of my co-workers, and she said, "Why don't you just move into an apartment with your brother when you go back to Pennsylvania?"

Um, let's see --

1. He can't afford to move out of my parent's house at all on his salary.
2. I'd be rooming with my brother. Who admittedly I adore, but I'd also like to keep it that way.
3. I'd be the responsible one. Let me repeat that -- I'd be the responsible one.
4. It's one thing to joke about him getting laid when he's three hundred miles away and another to deal with it when he's five feet away on the other side of a wall.

[seferin.livejournal.com]

You don't want him to set you up with one of his friends?