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[apocalypsos]

Dear God,

Thanks for making the phone calls and the email messages die down to a trickle at work so that I can try and finish the ficathon entry of dooooooom. You're a peach. :)

Sincerely,

Me

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Dear geographically challenged people,

Hi. I'm kind of annoyed. Here's why.

When you ask where I'm from, and I say I'm from Pennsylvania, I'd appreciate it if you'd refer to this map before you say, "Oh, you're from Philly?" --

Thanks bunches.

Sincerely,

Me