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Jul. 8th, 2005 09:07 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosI think it's Patton Oswalt who has this standup bit about how if the average IQ is 100, that means half of the population has a double-digit IQ. And I swear to God, all of those people called me today. *headsmack*
Whoever said there are no stupid questions should have been answering my work phone today. 'Cause, seriously, I don't think I received a single call from DHL customer service that couldn't have been figured out by rubbing two brain cells together. And what made the whole situation absolutely perfect was that from about four o'clock on, I was the only one in the office, which meant I had to answer every single email, every single phone call, and every single person at the counter all at the same time. Who needs exercise when you can just frazzle every single nerve in your body all at once?
Bah. Time to go home and wash laundry and clean and eat (maybe).
EDIT: I got![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
ladybug218 hooked on Veronica Mars, and now I'm going to get her hooked on Doctor Who. I'm going to earn my Fandom Pimp merit badge if it kills me, damn it. ;)
Whoever said there are no stupid questions should have been answering my work phone today. 'Cause, seriously, I don't think I received a single call from DHL customer service that couldn't have been figured out by rubbing two brain cells together. And what made the whole situation absolutely perfect was that from about four o'clock on, I was the only one in the office, which meant I had to answer every single email, every single phone call, and every single person at the counter all at the same time. Who needs exercise when you can just frazzle every single nerve in your body all at once?
Bah. Time to go home and wash laundry and clean and eat (maybe).
EDIT: I got
ladybug218 hooked on Veronica Mars, and now I'm going to get her hooked on Doctor Who. I'm going to earn my Fandom Pimp merit badge if it kills me, damn it. ;)
