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Jul. 11th, 2005 09:54 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosFor the record, my Harry Potterand the Half-Blood Prince rules about spoilers in this LJ:
I only want fake ones. Make something up and treat it like it's real. And the weirder, the better. I don't plan on reading the book anyway this time around, so just make it seem like I'm missing out on something I'd really enjoy, like Godzilla attacking Hogwarts or Hermione suddenly shooting laser beams out of her eyes.
Have somebody knock Draco up. What's the giant squid doing this weekend? You know, some candlelight and Italian food, a little tentacle sex MPREG ... that might get it me to read it.
I only want fake ones. Make something up and treat it like it's real. And the weirder, the better. I don't plan on reading the book anyway this time around, so just make it seem like I'm missing out on something I'd really enjoy, like Godzilla attacking Hogwarts or Hermione suddenly shooting laser beams out of her eyes.
Have somebody knock Draco up. What's the giant squid doing this weekend? You know, some candlelight and Italian food, a little tentacle sex MPREG ... that might get it me to read it.
