Yeah, color me surprised ... *heavy on the sarcasm*

[apocalypsos]

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And also, sheesh, would the two of you just get freakin' married already? Do you realize that the two of you could have been married, divorced, through the bitter pain of tattoo removal, and wallowing happily in ripping each other's script choices to bits in the time it's taken you to make the American public allergic to the very mention of your names? For crying out loud ...

Then again, I'd like to file a petition to have "Bennifer" stricken from the public domain and its annoying squashability replaced with "Gennufleck". It sounds more like a little kid in church flicking boogers at the priest, which would probably give me the same warm and fuzzy feeling in my stomach as Ben&Jen getting plowed into a brick wall by an Amtrak train.

*user happy-sighs as she scratches at the Gennufleck-inflicted rash now spreading up her arm*

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[raindroproses.livejournal.com]

Can I be the first to sign the petition? 'Cause that's just genius. And whoever came up with the word 'Bennifer' in the first place should be hung upside down over a pit of screaming fangirls. Of any fandom--I'm not picky.

--Shannon

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[usernamenumber.livejournal.com]

Best. Icon. Ever.


Where do you find those things?? =:)

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[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

www.cutebabyanimals.com

I keep meaning to turn this one into an icon -- it's just so durn cuuuute. :)

And there's one somewhere in there of a baby giraffe getting kissed on its head by its mommy that I keep meaning to do, too. Awwww. *dies from cute overload*

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[usernamenumber.livejournal.com]

Ah. For a while I thought you'd been making them yourself. As such my next question was going to be 'How _do_ you pose a kitten with a sniper's rifle?' =:)

..that is what it is, right? My imagination isn't that horribly messed up, is it?

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[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Yup, that's a sniper's rifle. Which makes me really wish I had a kitty sniper.

Everybody's needs a pet who's a trained assassin. ;)