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[apocalypsos]

One of these days, when the customer service people from the DHL call center are being really, really obnoxious and I just can't take it anymore, I'm going to wait for one to call and say, "Can I give you an airbill number to look up?" Then I'm going to say, "You can, but you may not," and hang up. And then maybe I'll cackle.

As for right now, I'm off to go through my old story files and find one of my old abandoned novels that I never got to finish. I think I might turn it upside down and ransack it for characters for the Monsters of Moosic stuff. *toddles off to search*

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[kkglinka.livejournal.com]

:) When I worked nightshift security during college, I would often get retarded calls by people asking the time. "Do you know what time it is?" Sometimes, I was cranky and would say, "Yes," then hang up. My other favorite was worried parents demanding to know why their child wasn't answering the phone early saturday or sunday morning. Once, I actually said (girl scout honor), "Ma'am, your daughter probably doesn't want the wrong person answering the phone."

But I was real good at making sure strange people didn't get in the dorms.

[faith21.livejournal.com]

Dude, that is the perfect comeback line for my job as well. (municipal court clerk, among other things, i schedule people for court dates when the get moving violations)

"Can I give you my summons number?"
"You can, but you may not." *click*

Awesome, truly awesome.