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apocalypsosUgandan official: Virgins to get free college -- Aw, maaaaan. Why can't we do that here? Jesus, you want teenagers to stay celibate, that would work. (Not that we should seriously do it, but then again, some of us would really appreciate the freebie.)
What happened to the original 'Charlie Bucket'?
Battle over Supreme Court nominee may center on abortion -- Gee, you think?
Want your LJ zapped into space? -- "We strongly urge our users to refrain from language or content designed to provoke our alien neighbors," Murphy said. Like what? "Independence Day sucked!"?
The word "fail" should be banned from use in British classrooms and replaced with the phrase "deferred success" to avoid demoralizing pupils, a group of teachers has proposed. -- Oh, for fuck's sake. *headdesk*
German police let a nearly naked shopper go home after she told them she was getting groceries in the nude because she lost a spin the bottle contest, a police spokesman in Cologne said Wednesday. -- *snerk*
And now is the time on Sprockets where we link movie trailers --
Grizzly Man -- Pretty bears! Although considering what happened to the guy, you keep waiting for some bear to come out of nowhere and try something.
Underclassman -- This movie is going to suck, but look, Shawn Ashmore! Now I'm morally obligated to go! *whimpers*
Bad News Bears -- On one hand, all remakes need to end. On the other hand, Billy Bob Thornton can play assholes hilariously, the trailer looks funny, Linklater already has shown he can do a great job directing kids in School of Rock, and the line about kissing your sister at the end of the trailer totally didn't make me think of Shannon and Boone. No, sirree. *whistles innocently*
What happened to the original 'Charlie Bucket'?
Battle over Supreme Court nominee may center on abortion -- Gee, you think?
Want your LJ zapped into space? -- "We strongly urge our users to refrain from language or content designed to provoke our alien neighbors," Murphy said. Like what? "Independence Day sucked!"?
The word "fail" should be banned from use in British classrooms and replaced with the phrase "deferred success" to avoid demoralizing pupils, a group of teachers has proposed. -- Oh, for fuck's sake. *headdesk*
German police let a nearly naked shopper go home after she told them she was getting groceries in the nude because she lost a spin the bottle contest, a police spokesman in Cologne said Wednesday. -- *snerk*
And now is the time on Sprockets where we link movie trailers --
Grizzly Man -- Pretty bears! Although considering what happened to the guy, you keep waiting for some bear to come out of nowhere and try something.
Underclassman -- This movie is going to suck, but look, Shawn Ashmore! Now I'm morally obligated to go! *whimpers*
Bad News Bears -- On one hand, all remakes need to end. On the other hand, Billy Bob Thornton can play assholes hilariously, the trailer looks funny, Linklater already has shown he can do a great job directing kids in School of Rock, and the line about kissing your sister at the end of the trailer totally didn't make me think of Shannon and Boone. No, sirree. *whistles innocently*
