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[apocalypsos]

Once upon a time, there was a plot bunny named Norm.

Norm wanted to act, so he got an audition and won a part and anybody who wants to can see him as an extra in the slow-motion giant-bunny epic, "Night of the Lepus".

Then he got another audition and got another part, and anybody who wants to can see him as the killer bunny rabbit in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail".

Then he got another audition and got another part, and anybody who wants to can see him as the crazy bunny rabbit coming out of the TV in "The Twilight Zone Movie".

And then Norm decided to retire from the acting business and work as a plot bunny again, and that's why I write stories where people get decapitated and innards fall out of gaping stomach wounds and if any character makes it to the end of the story without a visit to the emergency room, the operating room, or the morgue, then it's because they started out the story in five different pieces on at least three different continents.

P.S. No one is allowed to get me psychotherapy for my birthday. Norm said so, and he said it while lovingly fondling a battle axe, so I'd do what he says if I were you.

Comments

[musyc]

*falls over giggling like an capuchin monkey*

[wenchamok.livejournal.com]

Do lobotomies and electro shock therapy count as psychotherapy?