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Sep. 12th, 2003 05:25 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosPet peeve ... people who had to have heard my loud and obnoxious alarm go off and pound on my door if I don't immediately leap out of bed.
Dude, I'm up. Trust me. Even if I'm not up, I'm still up. When my alarm clock goes off, a tiny, tiny man climbs out of my alarm clock, whacks me upside the head with a two-by-four, and screams, "GET UP! WAKE UP, YOU FREAKY GIDGET IMITATOR! GET UP, GET UP, GET UP!"
Which is why I always hit the snooze button. Because the snooze button is a very small, starving lion which climbs out of my alarm clock and EATS him.
Dude, I'm up. Trust me. Even if I'm not up, I'm still up. When my alarm clock goes off, a tiny, tiny man climbs out of my alarm clock, whacks me upside the head with a two-by-four, and screams, "GET UP! WAKE UP, YOU FREAKY GIDGET IMITATOR! GET UP, GET UP, GET UP!"
Which is why I always hit the snooze button. Because the snooze button is a very small, starving lion which climbs out of my alarm clock and EATS him.
