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[apocalypsos]

Okay, so that icon pairings meme is going around, and more than a few people have commented that it's like a home game of ithurtsmybrain, and threegoldfish's list has a pairing in Jayne Cobb/John Creighton that I have to see as fic yesterday, here's what I was thinking.

From the list you get when you do the meme for your icons, which pairings simply have to be written? Even if you're not about to write them, which ones would you be willing for other people to write?

Because honestly, I've seen at least one pairing in every list that somebody really has to write due to moral imperative. :)

As for the ones from my list, I'd love to see someone write:

Charlie (Lost)/Chris Halliwell (Charmed)
Claire (Lost)/Colossus (X-Men)
The Doctor (Doctor Who)/Elastigirl (The Incredibles) -- (Actually, I'm horribly tempted to do this one myself.)
Maia (The 4400)/Peter Parker (Spider-Man 2)
Rogue (XMM)/Sawyer (Lost)
Shannon (Lost)/Shaun (Shaun of the Dead)

And hell, if someone wrote Maia (The 4400)/Walt (Lost), I sure as hell wouldn't be against it. ;)

EDIT: You know how I can tell the sex education in this country sucks? Because I just heard a couple on a paternity test episode of Maury say in all seriousness about a girl accusing a guy in the couple of fathering her child that "you can't make a baby in ten minutes" and "she was sleeping with three other guys so I know he's not my kid." Then again, they could just simply be morons, couldn't they? *headdesk*

ANOTHER EDIT: I'm going to compile a list from the comments and post it to ithurtsmybrain. Because, really. ;)

Comments

[unanon.livejournal.com]

Mine came up with a Reed Richards (Ultimate Fantastic Four)/ River (Firefly) combo that keeels me.

Selene (Underworld) and Shannon (Lost) was...interesting. Apart from the fact that I don't think Selene likes blondes much.

And the Locke (Lost) / Jubilee (X-Men) thing has potential too...at the very least in a cooperative hatch-opening sense.

[marag.livejournal.com]

I'd say about half of mine are moral imperatives. In fact, seldear even started the Bruce Wayne/Elizabeth Weir and it's as fabulous as I expected.

I'd also like to see:
The Doctor and Querl Dox (aka Brainiac 5)
Roy Harper (aka Arsenal) and Gregory House
Daniel Jackson and Jarod
Selina Kyle (aka Catwoman) and Rodney McKay

If Sel doesn't write the rest of the Batman/Atlantis, I might have to :)

[mayatawi.livejournal.com]

From my list:
Hmm, long list. THis thing just worked out a little too well for me. These are just the good ones.

Andromeda (Andromeda) / Alex Krycek (X-Files)

Benton Fraser (Due South) / Brad Crawford (Weiss Kreuz) (that one's for a friend-- I'm not convinced, but she is.)

Harrison Davies (Tru Calling) / John Constantine (Hellblazer) (the one I want, like, THE MOST. Also, with two obscure fandoms, the one I'm least likely to get.)

John Crichton (Farscape) / John Sheppard (SGA) (the Southern! The sarcasm! The snark! The accidental intergalactic adventures!) (p.s. the HOTNESS.)

Malcolm Reynolds (Firefly) / Mason (Dead Like Me) (that's just on there 'cause I can't see it at all, but I'd like to.)

Pete Wisdom (X-titles) / Ray Kowalski (Due South) (oddly perfect.)

Schuldig (Weiss Kreuz) / Seamus Harper (Andromeda)

Tara Maclay (Buffy) / Teyla Emmagen (SGA)

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I've never seen SGA, but from what I've read from fanfic, I would love to see Selina and Rodney get written. :)

[paradoxymoron.livejournal.com]

true, with some prep time, you can make a baby in only 10 minutes, but you still have to let it bake at 95 degrees for 9 months.

[mayatawi.livejournal.com]

From my adjusted list, because I forgot Jayne (and how could I forget Jayne? Bad me!):

Harrison Davies (Tru Calling) / Jayne Cobb (Firefly) (I just love me some Harrison, yo.)

John Sheppard (SGA) / Malcolm Reynolds (Firefly)

Ray Kowalski (Due South) / Robert Chase (House)

Sawyer (Lost) / Schuldig (Weiss Kreuz) (omfghot.)

Tyr Anasazi (Andromeda) / Vala Mal Doran (SG1)

[dolimir-k.livejournal.com]

Oh man, Rogue and Sawyer!!

This is the one you need to write!!!

[caitirin.livejournal.com]

Darth of iharthdarth/Death (Neil Gaiman)
Ford Prefect(HHGTG)/Gackt (the J-Rocker)
Gir(Invader Zim)/Glinda (Wicked)
Hobbes (Calvin and Hobbes)/Jack O'Neil (SG1)
Jack Skellington (Nightmare Before Christmas)/Kiryuu Touga (Utena)
Tonks (HP)/Pippin (LotR)
Sailor Moon (Sailor Moon)/Saionji Kyouichi (Utena)
Snape (HP)/Shadow Girls (Utena)
Sirius Black/Slick (sinfest)

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

Batman/Beast/Psylocke (Beast and Psylocke are sharing an icon, okay?).

George W Bush/Deadpool.

Faith/Jubilee.

Abraham Lincoln/Movieverse Magneto

Psylocke/Tim Drake's Robin (or possibly nuns in a station wagon loaded with high explosives)

And I'm going to leave out myself, and just say: Withnail/Wolverine.

[w0rdinista.livejournal.com]

Hmmm... the best ones I got were:

Cordelia Chase (Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel/Fred Weasely (Harry Potter): This one just... I giggle helplessly when I think of it.

George Weasely (Harry Potter)/Sohma Hatori (Fruits Basket): Ditto on the helpless giggling.

Sohma Kyou (Fruits Basket)/Lola Bunny (Warner Bros.): This one? Breaks my brain.

Shiraki Mayuko (Fruits Basket)/Miroku (Inuyasha): With a little (or a lot) of timeline fudging, this could be interesting.

Nymphadora Tonks (Harry Potter)/ Lord Peter Death Bredon Wimsey (Dorothy Sayers): I must see this done. I simply must. I love the idea of this. This one is my absolute favorite of the entire list.

Remus Lupin (Harry Potter)/Sango (Inuyasha): A demon exterminator and a werewolf (who is omg so mild mannered most of the time)? Oh, yes.

Sesshoumaru (Inuyasha)/Sohma Shigure (Fruits Basket): This is another one I'd give my first born to see written.

Wolverine (The X-Men)/Sohma Yuki (Fruits Basket): Okay, this one makes me want to run AWAY. FAR FAR AWAY. OMGSOWRONG. Ergo, it must be included.

[hezul.livejournal.com]

Tachibana Ann (Prince of Tennis)/Axl (Megaman X)
Darth Sidious (Star Wars)/Donkey Kong (Donkey Kong)
Jean Havoc (Fullmetal Alchemist)/Han Solo (Star Wars)
Holin/Iris - omgtheirloveisso...something
Lumine (Megaman X)/Mario (Super Mario Bros)
Sakura (Tsubasa)/Sigma (Megaman X)
Yuna (Final Fantasy X)/Zero (Megaman X)

[dougs.livejournal.com]

The ones that entertained me most on my list (http://www.livejournal.com/users/dougs/451589.html) were:

Pope Benedict XVI and Professor Bunsen Honeydew (Muppets)

Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy) and Jesus (Bible)

Either of those would be great.

[lisaofdoom.livejournal.com]

Cardinal Ximinez (Monty Python)/Daniel Jackson (SG1)
Elizabeth Weir (SGA)/Eowyn (LotR)
John Sheppard (SGA)/Juliet (Reduced Shakespeare Company)
Riley (National Treasure)/Rodney McKay (SGA)

And Ron Weasley (HP)/Sean Connery (SNL) intrigues, but I have no idea how it would be done. o_O

[lakidaa.livejournal.com]

XD Deadpool/ George.

just, XD.

[casapazzo.livejournal.com]

There were a bunch of good ones on mine:

Dana Scully/Daniel Jackson
Death (Neil Gaiman)/Dwight (Sin City)
Faith / Gail (Sin City)
Joe Flanigan / John Crichton
Morpheus (Neil Gaiman)/ Obi-Wan Kenobi

[marag.livejournal.com]

Tonks and Lord Peter?

::is dead from squee::

[juleskicks.livejournal.com]

Well, me/Jon Stewart came up. Which I would really like to see. *g* Also, Sharpe/Qui-Gon, which. Sean Bean and Liam Neeson and. I'll be in my bunk.

Alas, my lj client froze up on me and ate my list? But I remember those two.

Come on, people! Jules/Jon Stewart! Get on the trolley!

[w0rdinista.livejournal.com]

Hee! Yep, that was my reaction too. I mean, he'd just be so... completely intrigued, I think. And Tonks is just so darned CUTE.

[kirana-44.livejournal.com]

Charlie (Numb3rs)/Colin Farrell
The Phantom of the Opera(movie version)/Rodney McKay (SG:A)
Steve the wraith (SG:A)/Viggo Mortensen

I think those are the ones I'd most like to see someone try and write.

[guinwhyte.livejournal.com]

Malcolm Reynolds (Firefly) / Mason (Dead Like Me)

Oh man, that one's giving me plotbunnies.

[callsigns.livejournal.com]

Best of mine were:

Brian Kinney (QaF)/Britney Spears
Hedwig (Hedwig and the Angry Inch)/Ilyria (Angel)
Joey Fatone/Justin Taylor (QaF)
Mark (Empire Records)/Orlando Bloom
Ted "Theodore" Logan (Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure)/Tobias Beecher (OZ)
Willow (Buffy)/Wipeout (MMC's Emerald Cove)

[mbs-bookworm.livejournal.com]

Enjolras (Les Misérables, ideally bookverse)/Leia Organa (Star Wars). And may that damn plot bunny finally be exorcised.

[valarltd.livejournal.com]

I really want to see the
Mal Reynolds (Firefly)/Luke Skywalker(SW) pairing.

The Spock/Han Solo is pretty good too.

[akamarykate.livejournal.com]

*stares and stares at number 1*

I would pay good money to see that well done. At least.

*stares some more*

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Faith / Gail (Sin City)

Oh, my God.

OH. MY. GOD.

Erm, I'm not writing that one. But goddamn it, someone should.

*runs and hides before the plotbunnies attack*