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[apocalypsos]

Okay, so that icon pairings meme is going around, and more than a few people have commented that it's like a home game of ithurtsmybrain, and threegoldfish's list has a pairing in Jayne Cobb/John Creighton that I have to see as fic yesterday, here's what I was thinking.

From the list you get when you do the meme for your icons, which pairings simply have to be written? Even if you're not about to write them, which ones would you be willing for other people to write?

Because honestly, I've seen at least one pairing in every list that somebody really has to write due to moral imperative. :)

As for the ones from my list, I'd love to see someone write:

Charlie (Lost)/Chris Halliwell (Charmed)
Claire (Lost)/Colossus (X-Men)
The Doctor (Doctor Who)/Elastigirl (The Incredibles) -- (Actually, I'm horribly tempted to do this one myself.)
Maia (The 4400)/Peter Parker (Spider-Man 2)
Rogue (XMM)/Sawyer (Lost)
Shannon (Lost)/Shaun (Shaun of the Dead)

And hell, if someone wrote Maia (The 4400)/Walt (Lost), I sure as hell wouldn't be against it. ;)

EDIT: You know how I can tell the sex education in this country sucks? Because I just heard a couple on a paternity test episode of Maury say in all seriousness about a girl accusing a guy in the couple of fathering her child that "you can't make a baby in ten minutes" and "she was sleeping with three other guys so I know he's not my kid." Then again, they could just simply be morons, couldn't they? *headdesk*

ANOTHER EDIT: I'm going to compile a list from the comments and post it to ithurtsmybrain. Because, really. ;)

Comments

[unanon.livejournal.com]

Mine came up with a Reed Richards (Ultimate Fantastic Four)/ River (Firefly) combo that keeels me.

Selene (Underworld) and Shannon (Lost) was...interesting. Apart from the fact that I don't think Selene likes blondes much.

And the Locke (Lost) / Jubilee (X-Men) thing has potential too...at the very least in a cooperative hatch-opening sense.

[tinylegacies.livejournal.com]

Mine came up with a Reed Richards (Ultimate Fantastic Four)/ River (Firefly) combo that keeels me

I got that too!

And I also got Johnny Storm/Kaylee and Simon/Sue Storm

Freaked me out.

[marag.livejournal.com]

I'd say about half of mine are moral imperatives. In fact, seldear even started the Bruce Wayne/Elizabeth Weir and it's as fabulous as I expected.

I'd also like to see:
The Doctor and Querl Dox (aka Brainiac 5)
Roy Harper (aka Arsenal) and Gregory House
Daniel Jackson and Jarod
Selina Kyle (aka Catwoman) and Rodney McKay

If Sel doesn't write the rest of the Batman/Atlantis, I might have to :)

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I've never seen SGA, but from what I've read from fanfic, I would love to see Selina and Rodney get written. :)

[mayatawi.livejournal.com]

From my list:
Hmm, long list. THis thing just worked out a little too well for me. These are just the good ones.

Andromeda (Andromeda) / Alex Krycek (X-Files)

Benton Fraser (Due South) / Brad Crawford (Weiss Kreuz) (that one's for a friend-- I'm not convinced, but she is.)

Harrison Davies (Tru Calling) / John Constantine (Hellblazer) (the one I want, like, THE MOST. Also, with two obscure fandoms, the one I'm least likely to get.)

John Crichton (Farscape) / John Sheppard (SGA) (the Southern! The sarcasm! The snark! The accidental intergalactic adventures!) (p.s. the HOTNESS.)

Malcolm Reynolds (Firefly) / Mason (Dead Like Me) (that's just on there 'cause I can't see it at all, but I'd like to.)

Pete Wisdom (X-titles) / Ray Kowalski (Due South) (oddly perfect.)

Schuldig (Weiss Kreuz) / Seamus Harper (Andromeda)

Tara Maclay (Buffy) / Teyla Emmagen (SGA)

[mayatawi.livejournal.com]

From my adjusted list, because I forgot Jayne (and how could I forget Jayne? Bad me!):

Harrison Davies (Tru Calling) / Jayne Cobb (Firefly) (I just love me some Harrison, yo.)

John Sheppard (SGA) / Malcolm Reynolds (Firefly)

Ray Kowalski (Due South) / Robert Chase (House)

Sawyer (Lost) / Schuldig (Weiss Kreuz) (omfghot.)

Tyr Anasazi (Andromeda) / Vala Mal Doran (SG1)

[paradoxymoron.livejournal.com]

true, with some prep time, you can make a baby in only 10 minutes, but you still have to let it bake at 95 degrees for 9 months.

[dolimir-k.livejournal.com]

Oh man, Rogue and Sawyer!!

This is the one you need to write!!!

[caitirin.livejournal.com]

Darth of iharthdarth/Death (Neil Gaiman)
Ford Prefect(HHGTG)/Gackt (the J-Rocker)
Gir(Invader Zim)/Glinda (Wicked)
Hobbes (Calvin and Hobbes)/Jack O'Neil (SG1)
Jack Skellington (Nightmare Before Christmas)/Kiryuu Touga (Utena)
Tonks (HP)/Pippin (LotR)
Sailor Moon (Sailor Moon)/Saionji Kyouichi (Utena)
Snape (HP)/Shadow Girls (Utena)
Sirius Black/Slick (sinfest)

[malefics.livejournal.com]

Sailor Moon and Saionji? That BEGS to be written. It caaaalls to me.

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

Batman/Beast/Psylocke (Beast and Psylocke are sharing an icon, okay?).

George W Bush/Deadpool.

Faith/Jubilee.

Abraham Lincoln/Movieverse Magneto

Psylocke/Tim Drake's Robin (or possibly nuns in a station wagon loaded with high explosives)

And I'm going to leave out myself, and just say: Withnail/Wolverine.

[lakidaa.livejournal.com]

XD Deadpool/ George.

just, XD.

[w0rdinista.livejournal.com]

Hmmm... the best ones I got were:

Cordelia Chase (Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel/Fred Weasely (Harry Potter): This one just... I giggle helplessly when I think of it.

George Weasely (Harry Potter)/Sohma Hatori (Fruits Basket): Ditto on the helpless giggling.

Sohma Kyou (Fruits Basket)/Lola Bunny (Warner Bros.): This one? Breaks my brain.

Shiraki Mayuko (Fruits Basket)/Miroku (Inuyasha): With a little (or a lot) of timeline fudging, this could be interesting.

Nymphadora Tonks (Harry Potter)/ Lord Peter Death Bredon Wimsey (Dorothy Sayers): I must see this done. I simply must. I love the idea of this. This one is my absolute favorite of the entire list.

Remus Lupin (Harry Potter)/Sango (Inuyasha): A demon exterminator and a werewolf (who is omg so mild mannered most of the time)? Oh, yes.

Sesshoumaru (Inuyasha)/Sohma Shigure (Fruits Basket): This is another one I'd give my first born to see written.

Wolverine (The X-Men)/Sohma Yuki (Fruits Basket): Okay, this one makes me want to run AWAY. FAR FAR AWAY. OMGSOWRONG. Ergo, it must be included.

[marag.livejournal.com]

Tonks and Lord Peter?

::is dead from squee::

[hezul.livejournal.com]

Tachibana Ann (Prince of Tennis)/Axl (Megaman X)
Darth Sidious (Star Wars)/Donkey Kong (Donkey Kong)
Jean Havoc (Fullmetal Alchemist)/Han Solo (Star Wars)
Holin/Iris - omgtheirloveisso...something
Lumine (Megaman X)/Mario (Super Mario Bros)
Sakura (Tsubasa)/Sigma (Megaman X)
Yuna (Final Fantasy X)/Zero (Megaman X)

[dougs.livejournal.com]

The ones that entertained me most on my list (http://www.livejournal.com/users/dougs/451589.html) were:

Pope Benedict XVI and Professor Bunsen Honeydew (Muppets)

Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy) and Jesus (Bible)

Either of those would be great.

[lisaofdoom.livejournal.com]

Cardinal Ximinez (Monty Python)/Daniel Jackson (SG1)
Elizabeth Weir (SGA)/Eowyn (LotR)
John Sheppard (SGA)/Juliet (Reduced Shakespeare Company)
Riley (National Treasure)/Rodney McKay (SGA)

And Ron Weasley (HP)/Sean Connery (SNL) intrigues, but I have no idea how it would be done. o_O

[casapazzo.livejournal.com]

There were a bunch of good ones on mine:

Dana Scully/Daniel Jackson
Death (Neil Gaiman)/Dwight (Sin City)
Faith / Gail (Sin City)
Joe Flanigan / John Crichton
Morpheus (Neil Gaiman)/ Obi-Wan Kenobi

[akamarykate.livejournal.com]

*stares and stares at number 1*

I would pay good money to see that well done. At least.

*stares some more*

[juleskicks.livejournal.com]

Well, me/Jon Stewart came up. Which I would really like to see. *g* Also, Sharpe/Qui-Gon, which. Sean Bean and Liam Neeson and. I'll be in my bunk.

Alas, my lj client froze up on me and ate my list? But I remember those two.

Come on, people! Jules/Jon Stewart! Get on the trolley!

[kirana-44.livejournal.com]

Charlie (Numb3rs)/Colin Farrell
The Phantom of the Opera(movie version)/Rodney McKay (SG:A)
Steve the wraith (SG:A)/Viggo Mortensen

I think those are the ones I'd most like to see someone try and write.

[callsigns.livejournal.com]

Best of mine were:

Brian Kinney (QaF)/Britney Spears
Hedwig (Hedwig and the Angry Inch)/Ilyria (Angel)
Joey Fatone/Justin Taylor (QaF)
Mark (Empire Records)/Orlando Bloom
Ted "Theodore" Logan (Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure)/Tobias Beecher (OZ)
Willow (Buffy)/Wipeout (MMC's Emerald Cove)

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Mark (Empire Records)/Orlando Bloom

*dies laughing*

*tries to think of something intelligent and witty to say about those two in the same room together*

*goes back to giggling like a schoolgirl*

[mbs-bookworm.livejournal.com]

Enjolras (Les Misérables, ideally bookverse)/Leia Organa (Star Wars). And may that damn plot bunny finally be exorcised.

[valarltd.livejournal.com]

I really want to see the
Mal Reynolds (Firefly)/Luke Skywalker(SW) pairing.

The Spock/Han Solo is pretty good too.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I really want to see the Mal Reynolds (Firefly)/Luke Skywalker(SW) pairing.

Jesus, I'd like to see that myself. That might be very interesting. (Yeah, might be. *snerks*)

[hannahrorlove.livejournal.com]

These are the ones I would like to toss out to the general public:

Gil Grissom (CSI)/Gregory House (House, MD)
The Hessian (Sleepy Hollow)/Jack Sparrow (Pirates Of The Caribbean)
Penny Lane (Almost Famous)/Rob Gordon (High Fidelity

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Gil Grissom (CSI)/Gregory House (House, MD)

I find myself amazed that hasn't been written yet.

[mscongeniality.livejournal.com]

I actually did some random variants on my list so you get some names multiple times but...yeah. My god, the crack...

Alucard (Hellsing)/Arisa Uotani (Fruits Basket)
Darth Vader/Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist)
Faye Valentine (Cowboy Bebop)/Genjyo Sanzo (Sayuki)
Gir (Invader Zim)/Gluttony (Fullmetal Alchemist)
Han Solo/Hatori Sohma (Fruits Basket)
Rin Sohma (Fruits Basket)/Robin Sena (Witch Hunter Robin)
Shigure Sohma (Fruits Basket)/Sophia Forrester (Last Exile)
Spike Spiegel (Cowboy Bebop)/Stork (Kazuya Minekura's Stigma)
Vincent Arthai (Last Exile)/Vincent Volaju (Cowboy Bebop)
Yuki Sohma (Fruits Basket)/Zoe Saugin (Kinetix of the Legion of Super Heroes, DC Comics)
Alucard (Hellsing)/Vincent Arthai (Last Exile)
Honda Tohru (Fruits Basket)/Darth (iharthdarth)
Ted Kord (Blue Beetle, DC Comics)/ Makoto Kubota (Wild Adapter)
Takaya Ougi(Mirage of Blaze)/Alex Rowe (Last Exile)
Genjyo Sanzo (Sayuki)/Zoe Saugin Kinetix of the Legion of Super Heroes, DC Comics)
Robin Sena (Witch Hunter Robin)/Shiraki Mayuko (Fruits Basket)
Sohma Yuki (Fruits Basket)/Han Solo
Uotani Arisa (Fruits Basket)/Faye Valentine (Cowboy Bebop)
Jin (Samurai Champloo)/Ted Kord (Blue Beetle, DC Comics)
Makoto Kubota (Wild Adapter)/Michael Lee (Witch Hunter Robin)
Alex Rowe (Last Exile)/Genjyo Sanzo (Sayuki)
Zoe Saugin (Kinetix of the Legion of Super Heroes, DC Comics)/Robin Sena (Witch Hunter Robin)
Han Solo/Spike Spiegel (Cowboy Bebop)

I will pay good money to love forever and ever anybody who can write me Rin/Robin, Vincent/Vincent, Ted/Makoto, Uo/Faye, Jin/Ted, or Alex/Sanzo.

...and if anybody writes Han Solo/Spike Spiegel I will worship them.

[merriman.livejournal.com]

These are my best:

Anakin Skywalker [SW]/Apollo (Lee Adama) [New BSG]
Bess Martin [Nancy Drew]/Black Rider [The Dark is Rising]
Duncan MacLeod [HL]/Fourth Doctor Who
Gaius Baltar [New BSG]/George [Nancy Drew]
Greed [FMA]/Jack [Fight Club]
John Walker [Swallows and Amazons]/Kaga [Iron Chef] (I'm totally doing this as part of my "Kaga's Harem of Nubile Boys/Men" drabble series)
Kronos [HL]/Luke Skywalker [SW]
Maes Hughes [FMA]/Methos [HL]
Number 48 (The Kid) [The Prisoner]/Perfect Tommy [Buckaroo Banzai]
Rebecca [HL]/Remus [HP]
Roy Mustang [FMA]/Shinobu [Here is Greenwood]
Silas [HL]/Sirius [HP]
Skywise [Elfquest]/Starbuck (Kara Thrace) [New BSG]
Titty Walker [Swallows and Amazons]/Tyler Durden [Fight Club]

I'm tempted to do more than a few myself, but I figure why not share the love?

[midnightbex.livejournal.com]

Dumbledore (HP)/Elijah Wood <- that ones just wrong, but funny.
Starbucks Mermaid/Taylor Hanson
The 'Everyone Has More Sex Than Me' Bunny/Ewan Mcgregor
Batman/Bart Allen (Kid Flash)
Alexander the Great (Alexander)/Anakin Skywalker (Star Wars Episode III)
Luke Danes (Gilmore Girls)/Marvin

Those are pretty much the only ones I'd like to see off my list. One I was hoping for but that didn't work out was Luke Danes/Logan Huntzberger from Gilmore Girls. How awesome would that be?

[miggy.livejournal.com]

I followed someone else's lead and did both alphabetized and randomized, so here are selections from both:

Anya (BtVS) / Ariel (The Little Mermaid)
Darla (BtVS / AtS) / Draco Malfoy (HP)
Faith (BtVS / AtS) / Gabrielle Solis (Desperate Housewives)
Joey Tribbiani (Friends) / John Locke (Lost)

Randomized:

Rogue (X-Men) / Riley Finn (BtVS)
Hurley (Lost) / Ralph Wiggum (The Simpsons)
Willow Rosenburg (BtVS) / Kate Mosley (The Cutting Edge)

And one that came up both times:

Tom Cruise/Tom Riddle

[velocityofsound.livejournal.com]

I will shower gifts upon anyone to takes a crack at any of these:

• Jerri Blank (Strangers with Candy) / Lucille Bluth (Arrested Development)
  
• Blanche Devereaux (Golden Girls) / Michelle Dessler (24)
  
• Gregory House / Lee Holloway (Secretary)
  
• Donna Moss (The West Wing) / Samir Nagheenanajar (Office Space)
  
• Dan Rydell (Sports Night) / Dana Scully (X-Files)
  
• James Wilson (House) / Charlie Young (The West Wing)
  

Icon Meme Pairings for <lj user="ithurtsmybrain">

[nnaylime.livejournal.com]

Hermione (Potterfandom)/Irina Derevko (Alias)
Christine Dae (Phantom of the Opera)/Clark Kent (Lois & Clark)
Mad Hatter (Alice in Wonderland)/Michael Vaughn (Alias)

[kitkatdoll.livejournal.com]

Wandered over here from browsing ithurtsmybrain

When I did my icon meme I came up with
Marvin the Martian/Marvin the Paranoid Android [Warner Bros/Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]
which is really just begging to be made into a fic. But by someone better at writing than me.

[ngaio]

Simple copy and paste, sorry for my notes:

Angeline Jolie/Casey McCall - Danny would be so torn as to who to be jealous of, and I think Casey would be a leetle intimidated but considerably more post-sex relaxed than he was with Sally.
Centaur/Charles Gunn - ::blinks:: I suppose it depends on the centaur, they may end up with Alpha-male issues. Actually given my Xander-as-centaur plot bunny and my Xander-and-Gunn lust, that could work!
Dana Whittaker/Daniel Jackson - *how* insane would that be?! Daniel Jackson, the man who cares nothing for sport vs Dana neurotic and sports obsessed! I would *love* to see someone write that!
Danny Rydell/David Hewlett as angel who's character name I do not know
Elmer the Elephant/Harry Potter - I think this would have to involve the twins somehow, or some incredibly illicit potions, or both!
Hermione Granger/Jack O'Neill - Well, I suppose if you can ship Jack with Sam you can ship him with Hermione, just add magic! Actually, someone's got to write this!
Jeremy Goodwin/Jonas Quinn - OMG! Geek overload! PLEEEEEASE!
Josh Charles (yes, I know, but it's not him as Danny!)/ngaio - ::shamefaced grin:: W00t!
Oz/Radek Zelenka - Oh yeah! That'd work. Especially as zortified has written Zelenka as a werewolf.
Random person holding up a sign/Ray Kowalski - bwahahaha!
Ray Vecchio/Rodney McKay - erm ... crack!pairing. I so cannot see how that would work.
Ron Weasley/Samantha Carter - See the Hermione/Jack comment, but in reverse!
Tara McLaine (? what was her surname?!)/Teal'c - Wiccan lesbian and big alien soldier ...