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[apocalypsos]

I just saw a skit from an SNL rerun where Paris Hilton and the female cast members were geeky sex line girls who got guys off over the phone by talking in Star Wars, Star Trek, and Lord of the Rings terms.

And there was a Storm in the background.

And then Paris Hilton ended the whole thing by putting on a floppy hat and a long scarf and talking in a "sexy" voice about her TARDIS.

...

I just ... I didn't need to see that before bedtime.

*shakes head*

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[guinwhyte.livejournal.com]

http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp06102004.shtml

http://www.nerdrotica.com/

[lots42.livejournal.com]

I don't know what's scarier, nerd phone sex or that neck tattoo that one girl had.

[harmonyfb.livejournal.com]

::laughing hysterically::

But you know...lots of nerds have high limit credit cards....

[lots42.livejournal.com]

Gender Change Dr. Who is a bad thing. Though, of course, there's fifty eight thousands 'OMG I regenerated as a woman' fics out there because people are unoriginal.

[snellios.livejournal.com]

oh plz, i bet you have a wet dream!

[okelle.livejournal.com]

That sounds totally hilarious!