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[apocalypsos]

*snuggles LJ* I'm back, I'm back! *starts to shag LJ, then remembers the restraining order and backs off*

Things I Need To Work On:

1. Getting the first chapter of my newest story done.
2. Starting the TWoP knockoff summaries of Queer Eye.
3. Writing a Jake 2.0 fanfic.
4. Winning the Powerball lottery.
5. Moving into a spacious mansion in New Zealand.
6. Nailing Orlando Bloom.
7. A lot.
8. Laying off sniffing the Sharpie markers and coming back to the real world.
9. Okay, laying off eating so much chocolate and occasionally pretending I'm sane.
10. Okay, laying off avoiding anything remotely resembling healthy and not eating anymore crayons.
11. Oh, shut up.

Comments

[imperfect_tense]

What, no shagging? But... But... I need that TrollPrincess loving! Don't cut me off, man!

[chorus-of-chaos.livejournal.com]

#'s 4, 5, 6, 7 we have greatly in common, though some of them are higher on my list than yours. Repeatedly shagging Johnny Depp simultaneously with Orlando Bloom IN the mansion in New Zealand ON a bed made of the lottery winnings actually is number one on my list.