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[apocalypsos]

I'm moving in a few weeks, so of course now's a perfect time for the company to hire some really hot sales reps. *eyeroll*

There's two of them, and I've only seen them together -- you know, like the opposite of Clark Kent and Superman. And one is tall and dark-haired and cute in a slightly nerdy sort of way (one of my favorite types), and the other is short and blond and a wee bit scruffy (my other favorite type). The Town Crier described the blond one as "weird ... just weird," which is good because that's also how he describes me. Also, they're both named Jeff, which made me giggle for reasons I can't explain.

Both of them are equally adorable, so I can pretty much place bets right now that they're dating other people. And with my track record, you can replace "other people" with "one another."

Just curious -- does it count as slashing your co-workers if the past history of guys you've had crushes on makes it almost a given they're probably at home right now making out with each other? And would it be rude if I asked to watch?

Just joking. Although now I won't be able to get that mental image out of my head when I see them. GYAH.

EDIT: Oh, for crying out loud. I'm starting to think that everybody's waiting until I'm asleep or at work and THEN wanking on metaquotes. *sigh*

Comments

[strix-an-stones.livejournal.com]

Male on male sexuality is so incredibly erotic. I'd ask to watch, but then I have little or no tact. *ponders* People have asked to watch me and I was offended, what the hell does that say O.o

Without getting into my personal kinks I'd probably ask to watch then ask to join them. *sighs*

[budclare.livejournal.com]

...Can you imagine writing smutty slash about two guys named Jeff?

[cmstephens.livejournal.com]

Hmm... two guys, with the same short first name, who work together...

Is it bad that my flashback of the consultants named Bob from "Office Space" is intermingling with my flashback of the gay neighbors in "American Beauty"?