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[apocalypsos]

That disaster movie on the Hallmark Channel right now? It's awful. Apparently, the sun is about to explode, and Tia Carrere and Luke Perry are the only people who can stop it. Ooo-kay.

*squints* I think Luke Perry's finally resorted to having his forehead professionally creased by his dry cleaners.

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[kutsuwamushi.livejournal.com]

I don't think I've ever seen a helicopter crash with less enthusiasm!

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

*snerk* Ain't that the truth.

I could have sworn Peter Fonda was in this movie and I haven't seen him in, like, an hour. Then again, he has a severe case of pre-Emmett-Brown-in-"Back-to-the-Future" hair going on.

Oh, look, there he is. Getting drunk and being depressing. *narrows eyes* He looks terrifyingly like my aunt Phyllis.

[adjectivegirl.livejournal.com]

So that's where Tia Carrere went. I remember True Lies fondly as the beginning of Hollywood's affinity for non-cat-fighty girlfights.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Did you see her just pull that gun from her jeans? No wonder she could put a gun there -- the woman has no buttocks.

[kutsuwamushi.livejournal.com]

Are you still watching? The key to saving the world is a plus sign!

[adjectivegirl.livejournal.com]

Heh, I come from a long line of Those Without Ass. We're thinking of unionizing. Go Tia and your creative storage options!

[cmstephens.livejournal.com]

I think Luke Perry's finally resorted to having his forehead professionally creased by his dry cleaners.
Are they creases you could swipe a credit card through?

[torificus.livejournal.com]

...I'm feeling rather grateful that's a movie and not reality. It sounds like one of those "You Know The World Is Doomed When..." situations.

[spaceoperadiva.livejournal.com]

Wow, what *was* that? Cape Fear meets The Day the Earth Stood Still, screenplay by that really sadistic Algebra teacher I had?

See what happens when you mixed up your plus/minus signs? The sun hurls giant balls of plasma at you and lets serial killers out of jail to come get your wife.