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[apocalypsos]

Tell me I don't have to go to this job anymore and I'll love you forever. *bangs head against wall, can't wait for the next week and a half to be over* If I were smart, I'd use up the five floating holidays I have left next week, but I'm not smart, hence the still working bit.

Oh, and for the record, my great-grandfather got a speeding ticket. He was going about twenty-five miles over the speed limit which ... heh. Ninety-two-year-old speed demon. Whoosh, feel the breeze. *snerk*

And you know what I'm going to do for my bed in the new apartment? I'm going to get two black fuzzy Moshi pillows, empty out the microbeads, sew 'em together, fill 'em back up, and use that for a pillow. Sometimes, knowing how to sew comes in soooo handy. :) Of course, I just need a seam ripper now. Hmm. (I'm also trying to devise a way to make the day bed look less like a day bed and more like a couch. I figure some ribbons, some thread, some large pillows and a couple of sheets should do it. Heh. Too bad I didn't sign up for Bree's home ec class on fandomhigh, but then again, Jubilee's got enough to do like Jayne and John wouldn't go near a home ec class if you held a gun to his head.)

EDIT: I'd make a list of all of the fandomhigh characters who've had sex during the school year so far on fandomhigh_ooc, but at this rate, I might as well make a list of students and teachers who haven't gotten laid. It'd be shorter. *giggles*

Did I mention Zaphod Beeblebrox keeps hitting on Principal Connor? In his own warped way, of course, but it makes me laugh. :)

Comments

[robyn-ma.livejournal.com]

You don't have to go to this job anymore. Here's $15 million a year so you can just hang out and write, and here's a shirtless Jake Gyllenhaal to fetch snacks for you while you're writing.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

WOOHOO! *happy dance*

[robyn-ma.livejournal.com]

And here's IMAX footage on infinite loop of Jon Stewart smacking Dubya in the face with his dick.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

... I love you.

[insidian.livejournal.com]

(mom's got guns, and home ec is an essential survival skill! who will mend socks and seams if all the mothers are incinerated on Judgement Day? WHO!? I think the leader of the rebel human army should know how to bake a pie. Pie is a great morale booster.)

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

HEE. I think the only reason I wouldn't do it at this point is because it's hard enough running the school and playing as two students. It'd be easier if I wanted to get rid of one of the other two, but Sarah's my favorite to play and Jubilee ... well, Jubilee had sex with Jayne. She may never leave. :)

[insidian.livejournal.com]

Maybe John could sign up for the army. Recruitment is at an all-time high! He'd be surrounded by a unit, learning valuable skills whilst highly armed! He'd never be safer! And he could still write his mom the occasional letter.

Then you could focus on running the school and shagging Jayne through the floor going to only one student's classes.

[insidian.livejournal.com]

P.S. Er. That came off all wrong and kind of back-seat characterization-driver, which is asshatty of me. *headdesk* Apologies. Just trying to look out for your sanity, what with your 300 e-mail afternoons and whatnot. *pats*

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Oh, don't worry about it. That 300+ email day was, so far, a fluke. *crosses fingers* Then again, I post the study hall every weekday, I expect my email to take a beating. :)

[jedilora.livejournal.com]

Most fabric stores sell the microbeads on their own. They're doll pellets. You put them in the bottom of a shelf doll so their butts stay solid. That way you just need a pillowcase.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Of course, the problem right now is just getting to a fabric store, 'cause finding them around here and getting to them on public transportation is a hassle. But I might as well try this weekend while I still have the transportation to get to one. *sighs, wants a car SO BAD*

[jedilora.livejournal.com]

Ah.

<--works in a fabric store, and thus has no realization of normal people's fabric store vicinity.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Dude, I wish I worked in a fabric store. Although, it's mostly because I hardly ever get to use the sewing and crafts stuff I know. I don't even have a sewing machine anymore. :(

[jedilora.livejournal.com]

Well, let me tell you-it's hard work, and your paychecks have a habit of dying a lot.

Also, never work for Joann's. They don't treat you like a person, and then they wonder why Walmart's stealing their business, and decide to blame the workers. Which is why there's massive lawsuits against them all over the place.

If you want a small, cheap, one-stitch machine, the White Sew Cute is nice. I use that when I'm at college. Very small, $30 machine.

[robyn-ma.livejournal.com]

'*sighs, wants a car SO BAD*'

...aaaand here's the shirtless Jake Gyllenhaal with a rickshaw.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_gottahavefaith/]

Hee! I got mentioned!
(Will Jubilee injure Faith severely if she sees this: http://www.livejournal.com/users/_gottahavefaith/2353.html ? Cause that wouldn't be fun.)

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

(OOC: Oh, I don't think you have to worry much there. If she'd be mad at anybody, it'd be Jayne, and considering she bounded out of the bedroom the morning after before Jayne could beat her to the punch, she should be cool. Heck, she'd probably compare notes. :))

[http://users.livejournal.com/_gottahavefaith/]

Stellar. I figured as much, but hey, probably best to check.