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Sep. 18th, 2005 08:05 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosAm now watching the Emmys.
On behalf of the American people ... oh, Earth, Wind and Fire, I am so, so sorry.
I love this song, damn it. Make them stop. *whimpers*
EDIT: Um, does Hugh Jackman have mutton chops, or am I delusional?
OTHER EDIT: "Don't say you didn't expect it. You were nominated -- you had a one-in-five chance." THANK you. It's nice to hear that from the actual host.
UGH. Brad Garrett beat Jeffrey Tambor? Bah. See, things like this are why I usually don't watch the Emmys. At least at the Oscars, it's not the same morons every year.
Okay, the Eva Longoria bit was funny.
Oh, please let Terry or Naveen win ... or, okay, maybe Shatner ... YAY, SHATNER! I love Lost, but Shatner just ... Denny Crane is one of the best characters on TV, full stop. *loves him to pieces* And Naveen Andrews and Barbara Hershey just look so darn cute together.
I wish I could complain about whatever this stupid TV theme song "Emmy Idol" crap is, but on the other hand ... OMG TV THEME SONGS!!!
Is it wrong that I actually thought that was kind of funny?
Oh, please let Hugh win ... GOLD LAME PANTS is all I'm saying ... oh, but Jon Stewart's nominated, now I'm all conflicted ... YAY FOR HUGH! *flails* AWWW, he thanked his adorable wife first. :)
Kristen Bell's performing?! That's it, "Emmy Idol" wins.
Okay, you know you've been watching Arrested Development too much when you expect to see Tobias Funke in the Blue Man Group?
Yay for TAR! And Phil in black-on-black is so freaking hot.
Oh, JD and House ... now, there's a crossover that needs writing. "I didn't know we were doing British accents." *dies laughing*
Yay, Jason Lee!
Yay, Alyson Hannigan and Neil Patrick Harris! And they're introducing Kristen Bell! And she'll be singing! *bounces around the room*
... okay, Kristen Bell is officially the coolest person at that show.
Oh, no wonder Will & Grace gets so many fucking nominations. *gags* WOOHOO! Kathryn Joosten won for DH. That's good ... her character on there was awesome.
The writing noms are always the best. And Da Ali Gi show writers having pictures of guys orgasming was the BEST THING EVER. And that picture of Bill Maher? BWAH. And, WOOHOO! The Daily Show! I'm actually happier they won this instead of Jon winning the host award because it really is a team effort.
Ugh, Doris Roberts. Have I said how glad I am that Everybody Loves Raymond is over? Because ... uh, no, some of us actually want to drop Raymond into a vat of boiling acid.
Okay, that "What made you a star?" line was really funny. :)
Pretty notable Letterman's doing this rather than Leno, isn't it?
YAY! The Daily Show won again! *happy dance*
Not a bad performance of "The Jeffersons" theme, if I do say so.
Uh, sparkler and unicycle? Ooo-kay.
Yay for Lost and House for the writing awards! :)
Well, of course Geoffrey Rush won.
Okay, the bathroom stuff is stupid.
Oh, damn it. I wanted The 4400 to win, but then again, I haven't seen The Life and Death of Peter Sellers, so ... *shrugs*
Shatner's performing the Star Trek theme? Um ... hmm.
HEE! Okay, S. Epatha Merkerson is so freaking awesome, and the bit about her speech slipping down her dress was the funniest thing all night long. :)
As if I didn't already want to fuck Jon Stewart ... *swoons* Aaaaaand Desperate Housewives won. YAY! I know it's overhyped, but it's still pretty good. And ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT WON YAYAYAYAYAYAY! "We've been awarded twice for something you won't watch." Burn! People, watch AD this week before I hurt you!
WOO! Hellooooooooo, Phil!
Okay, that was actually really, really cool. :)
Oh, please let The 4400 win ... FUCK. *headdesk* Well, I didn't really get to see it, so ... *shrugs*
Looking back on the three anchors like this is really sad.
YAY! Keep singing, Colin! *giggles* And the best lead actress in a comedy is ... oh, please, Marcia Cross ... Felicity Huffman! I'll take it! I don't like Lynette, but who cares? She's awesome. AWWWW! Cutest speech of the night!
DUDE! Patricia Arquette for Medium! *happy flail*
Please Jason Bateman ... Aw, nuts. But I'll take Tony Shalhoub. I watch Monk all the time and adore it, so YAAAAAY!
Aw, man, not Hugh. (Well, here goes more bad flailing on my friends list. *sigh*) But yay for James Spader!
Trump and Megan Mullaly won that stupid thing? *sigh*
And best drama is ... Lost! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! Now, THAT'S the biggest shock of the night. *happy flail*
Aaaaaaaaaaand then they had to go and FUCK IT UP with Raymond. Fuck you, Emmys. I'm going to dig out my Arrested Development DVDs and make myself feel better. *grumble*
On behalf of the American people ... oh, Earth, Wind and Fire, I am so, so sorry.
I love this song, damn it. Make them stop. *whimpers*
EDIT: Um, does Hugh Jackman have mutton chops, or am I delusional?
OTHER EDIT: "Don't say you didn't expect it. You were nominated -- you had a one-in-five chance." THANK you. It's nice to hear that from the actual host.
UGH. Brad Garrett beat Jeffrey Tambor? Bah. See, things like this are why I usually don't watch the Emmys. At least at the Oscars, it's not the same morons every year.
Okay, the Eva Longoria bit was funny.
Oh, please let Terry or Naveen win ... or, okay, maybe Shatner ... YAY, SHATNER! I love Lost, but Shatner just ... Denny Crane is one of the best characters on TV, full stop. *loves him to pieces* And Naveen Andrews and Barbara Hershey just look so darn cute together.
I wish I could complain about whatever this stupid TV theme song "Emmy Idol" crap is, but on the other hand ... OMG TV THEME SONGS!!!
Is it wrong that I actually thought that was kind of funny?
Oh, please let Hugh win ... GOLD LAME PANTS is all I'm saying ... oh, but Jon Stewart's nominated, now I'm all conflicted ... YAY FOR HUGH! *flails* AWWW, he thanked his adorable wife first. :)
Kristen Bell's performing?! That's it, "Emmy Idol" wins.
Okay, you know you've been watching Arrested Development too much when you expect to see Tobias Funke in the Blue Man Group?
Yay for TAR! And Phil in black-on-black is so freaking hot.
Oh, JD and House ... now, there's a crossover that needs writing. "I didn't know we were doing British accents." *dies laughing*
Yay, Jason Lee!
Yay, Alyson Hannigan and Neil Patrick Harris! And they're introducing Kristen Bell! And she'll be singing! *bounces around the room*
... okay, Kristen Bell is officially the coolest person at that show.
Oh, no wonder Will & Grace gets so many fucking nominations. *gags* WOOHOO! Kathryn Joosten won for DH. That's good ... her character on there was awesome.
The writing noms are always the best. And Da Ali Gi show writers having pictures of guys orgasming was the BEST THING EVER. And that picture of Bill Maher? BWAH. And, WOOHOO! The Daily Show! I'm actually happier they won this instead of Jon winning the host award because it really is a team effort.
Ugh, Doris Roberts. Have I said how glad I am that Everybody Loves Raymond is over? Because ... uh, no, some of us actually want to drop Raymond into a vat of boiling acid.
Okay, that "What made you a star?" line was really funny. :)
Pretty notable Letterman's doing this rather than Leno, isn't it?
YAY! The Daily Show won again! *happy dance*
Not a bad performance of "The Jeffersons" theme, if I do say so.
Uh, sparkler and unicycle? Ooo-kay.
Yay for Lost and House for the writing awards! :)
Well, of course Geoffrey Rush won.
Okay, the bathroom stuff is stupid.
Oh, damn it. I wanted The 4400 to win, but then again, I haven't seen The Life and Death of Peter Sellers, so ... *shrugs*
Shatner's performing the Star Trek theme? Um ... hmm.
HEE! Okay, S. Epatha Merkerson is so freaking awesome, and the bit about her speech slipping down her dress was the funniest thing all night long. :)
As if I didn't already want to fuck Jon Stewart ... *swoons* Aaaaaand Desperate Housewives won. YAY! I know it's overhyped, but it's still pretty good. And ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT WON YAYAYAYAYAYAY! "We've been awarded twice for something you won't watch." Burn! People, watch AD this week before I hurt you!
WOO! Hellooooooooo, Phil!
Okay, that was actually really, really cool. :)
Oh, please let The 4400 win ... FUCK. *headdesk* Well, I didn't really get to see it, so ... *shrugs*
Looking back on the three anchors like this is really sad.
YAY! Keep singing, Colin! *giggles* And the best lead actress in a comedy is ... oh, please, Marcia Cross ... Felicity Huffman! I'll take it! I don't like Lynette, but who cares? She's awesome. AWWWW! Cutest speech of the night!
DUDE! Patricia Arquette for Medium! *happy flail*
Please Jason Bateman ... Aw, nuts. But I'll take Tony Shalhoub. I watch Monk all the time and adore it, so YAAAAAY!
Aw, man, not Hugh. (Well, here goes more bad flailing on my friends list. *sigh*) But yay for James Spader!
Trump and Megan Mullaly won that stupid thing? *sigh*
And best drama is ... Lost! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! Now, THAT'S the biggest shock of the night. *happy flail*
Aaaaaaaaaaand then they had to go and FUCK IT UP with Raymond. Fuck you, Emmys. I'm going to dig out my Arrested Development DVDs and make myself feel better. *grumble*
