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Oct. 3rd, 2005 07:25 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosI have had Joe Bag-O'-Lugnuts in my possession one whole day.
I just tried to start the engine, aaaaaaaaand nothin'.
That sound I'm making right now? You might recognize that noise as "hysterical fucking laughter."
Okay, see, the power's fine and everything, the engine's just not doing anything, and hopefully it's not anything serious, but with my luck, it's not only something serious, it's that one more try at the ignition will start global thermonuclear war. And kill kittens. And give me split ends.
EDIT: Never mind. It turns out that my parents forgot to tell me that if Joe does that, I have to shift out of park and back again, THEN turn on the ignition, thereby making it the first car I've ever had to jerk off sometimes to get to start. :)
I just tried to start the engine, aaaaaaaaand nothin'.
That sound I'm making right now? You might recognize that noise as "hysterical fucking laughter."
Okay, see, the power's fine and everything, the engine's just not doing anything, and hopefully it's not anything serious, but with my luck, it's not only something serious, it's that one more try at the ignition will start global thermonuclear war. And kill kittens. And give me split ends.
EDIT: Never mind. It turns out that my parents forgot to tell me that if Joe does that, I have to shift out of park and back again, THEN turn on the ignition, thereby making it the first car I've ever had to jerk off sometimes to get to start. :)
