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apocalypsosWhat I've Learned from Watching "Monster House": The guy with the most tattoos, longest hair, most piercings, and/or freakiest wardrobe is inevitably the hardest worker in the lot.
That, and always trust a guy named Smiley Barnacle to come through for you in the end.
What I've Learned from Watching "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy": I don't turn the guys I have crushes on into gay guys. They start out that way and I'm just too dense to figure it out. Straight guys don't have two-hour long conversations about the penis size of comic book superheroes with teenage girls. Just how it goes, man.
What I've Learned from Watching "Jake 2.0": Cute nerds with superpowers will inevitably be too skinny for me to take up residence in their pants while they're wearing them, but damn it, that doesn't stop me from wanting it a whole heck of a lot.
That, and always trust a guy named Smiley Barnacle to come through for you in the end.
What I've Learned from Watching "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy": I don't turn the guys I have crushes on into gay guys. They start out that way and I'm just too dense to figure it out. Straight guys don't have two-hour long conversations about the penis size of comic book superheroes with teenage girls. Just how it goes, man.
What I've Learned from Watching "Jake 2.0": Cute nerds with superpowers will inevitably be too skinny for me to take up residence in their pants while they're wearing them, but damn it, that doesn't stop me from wanting it a whole heck of a lot.
