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Oct. 5th, 2005 09:00 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosOh, what, are we going to go over the same scenes as last week, except from the POV of the polar bear?
Okay, last one to the Korean translator to ask what Jin was screaming is a rotten egg.
*headsmack* Oh, honestly, sometimes the flashbacks really piss me off.
KATEY SEGAL! Hi, Katey Segal! *waves*
Aw, poor Locke. He needs a hug and no sane person will give him one if he keeps acting like that.
"I like bald guys."
"I'm not bald."
"I can wait." HEE!
And she's Helen?! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (Okay, it'll probably turn out she's not the same Helen, but still.)
"Do I know you?" Well, I guess we know Desmond remembers Jack, at least.
ACK! Locke had a one-night stand! Go, Locke!
... the hell? He went back to his father's house? Sheesh. He's just asking for trouble.
Why is it that even if I can't decide if he's evil or not, I still want to cuddle Locke like a puppy?
Oh, right, because he's heartbreaking in his flashbacks.
Oooo. Where the hell does the front door come out, I wonder?
Okay, now I'm wondering what Desmond does about typing in the numbers at night. I mean, the cycle doesn't seem all that long. No wonder he looks so ragged if he has to keep getting up and typing up in the numbers. (All right, so maybe the cycle is not so close together and all of the times going over the same shit over and over again are throwing me off.)
BWAHAHAHAHA! The island has an orientation video!
"Aw, crap." HEEEEEEEEEEE! Yeah, that'd be my reaction to Kate suddenly showing up, too.
All right, place your bets on when the threesome sex-in-the-pit fics will start popping upbecause God knows they should.
Station 3? So where are Stations 1 and 2?
Yeah, I admit I yelled "OMGWTFPOLARBEAR" during the video. What of it?
The skips in the film are hiding something, they have to be.
"Do not attempt to use the comp--" *snerk* See what I mean?
Oh, God, Locke, if they keep showing these very pathetic flashbacks of your life, I'm going to pity you more than anything else.
Aw, poor doomed Helen and Locke.
"We're about to be the best thing that ever happened to you." YESYESYES. See, THERE's the porn I was looking for!
HA. Computer go boom.
There's that oh-so-important flash of The Third Policeman.
"This isn't what was supposed to happen!" That's like Locke's version of "I'm not even supposed to BE here today!"
He's going to get run over or get the crap beat out of him or something and that's how he's going to get in the wheelchair, isn't he?
Oh, poor Hurley. All that food and he's got to look for the stupid conduit line. My favorite guy needs food, damn it. :)
They sent her in to spy? Jeez. They really did have it harder on the other side of the island, didn't they?
Wait, if one of the castaways is standing in the jungle with a gun, isn't it supposed to be raining hard? I've watched this show, damn it, I know what I'm talking about.
Uh, where does Desmond think he's going?
I wonder if Hurley would have just let the typo slide if he knew what Desmond's reaction had been earlier in the episode.
Oh, somebody hit the fucking button already. The alarm is annoying.
Next week: People are eating, but not! Kate is showering, except not! Jin is speaking perfect English, EXCEPT HE REALLY IS OMGWTFBBQ!?!?!
Okay, last one to the Korean translator to ask what Jin was screaming is a rotten egg.
*headsmack* Oh, honestly, sometimes the flashbacks really piss me off.
KATEY SEGAL! Hi, Katey Segal! *waves*
Aw, poor Locke. He needs a hug and no sane person will give him one if he keeps acting like that.
"I like bald guys."
"I'm not bald."
"I can wait." HEE!
And she's Helen?! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (Okay, it'll probably turn out she's not the same Helen, but still.)
"Do I know you?" Well, I guess we know Desmond remembers Jack, at least.
ACK! Locke had a one-night stand! Go, Locke!
... the hell? He went back to his father's house? Sheesh. He's just asking for trouble.
Why is it that even if I can't decide if he's evil or not, I still want to cuddle Locke like a puppy?
Oh, right, because he's heartbreaking in his flashbacks.
Oooo. Where the hell does the front door come out, I wonder?
Okay, now I'm wondering what Desmond does about typing in the numbers at night. I mean, the cycle doesn't seem all that long. No wonder he looks so ragged if he has to keep getting up and typing up in the numbers. (All right, so maybe the cycle is not so close together and all of the times going over the same shit over and over again are throwing me off.)
BWAHAHAHAHA! The island has an orientation video!
"Aw, crap." HEEEEEEEEEEE! Yeah, that'd be my reaction to Kate suddenly showing up, too.
All right, place your bets on when the threesome sex-in-the-pit fics will start popping up
Station 3? So where are Stations 1 and 2?
Yeah, I admit I yelled "OMGWTFPOLARBEAR" during the video. What of it?
The skips in the film are hiding something, they have to be.
"Do not attempt to use the comp--" *snerk* See what I mean?
Oh, God, Locke, if they keep showing these very pathetic flashbacks of your life, I'm going to pity you more than anything else.
Aw, poor doomed Helen and Locke.
"We're about to be the best thing that ever happened to you." YESYESYES. See, THERE's the porn I was looking for!
HA. Computer go boom.
There's that oh-so-important flash of The Third Policeman.
"This isn't what was supposed to happen!" That's like Locke's version of "I'm not even supposed to BE here today!"
He's going to get run over or get the crap beat out of him or something and that's how he's going to get in the wheelchair, isn't he?
Oh, poor Hurley. All that food and he's got to look for the stupid conduit line. My favorite guy needs food, damn it. :)
They sent her in to spy? Jeez. They really did have it harder on the other side of the island, didn't they?
Wait, if one of the castaways is standing in the jungle with a gun, isn't it supposed to be raining hard? I've watched this show, damn it, I know what I'm talking about.
Uh, where does Desmond think he's going?
I wonder if Hurley would have just let the typo slide if he knew what Desmond's reaction had been earlier in the episode.
Oh, somebody hit the fucking button already. The alarm is annoying.
Next week: People are eating, but not! Kate is showering, except not! Jin is speaking perfect English, EXCEPT HE REALLY IS OMGWTFBBQ!?!?!
