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[apocalypsos]

I was just going through old story notes of mine that I found when I was attic-foraging today and found a note in which a female character who, in an argument over her courage or lack thereof, snaps, "I may not have balls, but you should see the size of my ovaries."

Oh, why did I let that line go to waste? I so have to find a place for that somewhere.

(I'm pretty sure I got that from a friend who said something like it in real life, sort of like with my "booze and boywhores" icon, which if you take out the "boy" is something one of my ex-boyfriends said once. In context, it wasn't half as possibly offensive as it might have been.)

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[harmonyfb.livejournal.com]

I heard (at some point, but when and where and who is long gone from my mushy brain) someone say, "Girls got balls. They're just higher up, is all."

[tempestteapot.livejournal.com]

LOL That is the BEST line I've heard!

[septembergrrl.livejournal.com]

I think "I spent most of my money on wine and women, the rest I waste" is a W.C. Fields line, or something like that.