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[apocalypsos]

Okay, with NaNoWriMo coming up next week, I want to do my little writing meme thing. So give me one everyday object and one line of dialogue and I'll try to write them into the story.

(I really want a lot to work with, so ... you know. *pokes friends list with pointed stick* ;))

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[caitirin.livejournal.com]

A computer mouse - "You've got to be kidding me, how could something so small cause so much damage!?"

[auguris]

A set of keys.

"That does not belong there!"

[maryavatar.livejournal.com]

A spoon, and the line "No more cheese. I'm lactose intolerant."

[timba.livejournal.com]

A leaky pen.

"I'm not gonna ask you again!"

[florahart]

A sock with a hole in the heel.

"Look. If you don't mean that, then just get out."

[chris-walsh.livejournal.com]

A CD case with dried blood on it. If that's too out-of-the-ordinary, then... let's see. A jar of multivitamins.

"Surfacing!"

[rani23.livejournal.com]

Every day object: rubber bands

Line of Dialogue: "You know, you're terribly cute but quit causing me angst."

[valerie]

A daily planner.

"Isn't the rent due this week?"

[rowanberries.livejournal.com]

A staplegun.

"...And in the darkness wind me the hell up."

[insidian.livejournal.com]

A faded, cheapo American flag.

"Can we be here, now? Because if we're somewhere else, we won't be here."

[palmetto.livejournal.com]

Everyday object: Coffee mug, circa 1975, featuring the Grand Canyon.

Dialogue: "But I haven't carried a stick of butter in my backpack since high school."

[dolimir-k.livejournal.com]

teapot

"He said what?"

[namey.livejournal.com]

A can of soup.

"It's what I do."

[marginaliana]

Object: cheese grater

Line: "How do you make it DO that?"

[pie-is-good.livejournal.com]

A fish bowl

"Sometimes people ask me if I'm blind."

[casapazzo.livejournal.com]

Flourescent paint. "Oh, hells, no."

[gentleman-lech.livejournal.com]

deck of cards

"As long as I outlive him, I couldn't give a shit."

[scary-being-me.livejournal.com]

a broken typewriter

"If I'd have known that, I'd have shot him (or her) years ago."

[seferin.livejournal.com]

A torah.

Men can piss standing up. Women have multiple orgasms. You sure you're the ones created in G-d's image?

[jtersesk.livejournal.com]

A three-hole punch

"What part of 'Please silence your cell phones' don't you understand?"

[erinlin.livejournal.com]

"Used teabag"

"This is the last time I hire discount assasins!"

[fortuna-juvat.livejournal.com]

A nalgene water bottle.

"I failed."

[silent-sybil.livejournal.com]

A dead leopard, and the line "I don't think I'm going to Prom this year after all."

[silent-sybil.livejournal.com]

Oh... an "everyday" object... Well, if you're not one of those people who sees dead leopards every day, then I suppose you can use a big scary plush one instead.

[genepool23.livejournal.com]

A Ronco Pocket Fisherman

"Every night it's the same thing. There's more to life than Valveeta!"

[kirana-44.livejournal.com]

broken headphones

"What the hell are you doing in there?"

[anenko.livejournal.com]

A full laundry basket.

"I'm not going anywhere."

[ktmobile.livejournal.com]

Object: A pug calendar

Dialogue: "How did you graduate from kindergarten?"

[drewbeartx.livejournal.com]

A potato masher

He was impressed by how, even in the midst of a pitched battle, she was able to keep the plates spinning.

[psychoticspy.livejournal.com]

Coffee grounds, and "Yeah, she's one in a million."

[themikado.livejournal.com]

Object: a small stainless steel model of a grand piano (actually, that's not very everday, though I have one on my desk so I see one every day; use a kettle instead if you want, I guess!)

Dialogue: "World domination is just never enough for you, is it?"

[elbiesee.livejournal.com]

A nail file - a good metal one, not one of those 'emery board' things.

"How many carats is that ring?"

[stabeest.livejournal.com]

A can of soda.

"Yeah, remember when I told you that I would consider the possibility of having sex with you? Well, consider my mind officially changed."

[tsuki-no-yami.livejournal.com]

Old magazine

"Still the prettiest."

[coyotegoth.livejournal.com]

"If it's a twinkie, why is it floating?"

[coyotegoth.livejournal.com]

(oops- as in "hovering in midair floating")

[finnystix.livejournal.com]

phone cord

"that is abnormally large."

[opportunemoment.livejournal.com]

Object: a giant golden Cleopatra-oid necklace
Dialogue: 'Oh god, not the bees again.'

Heh heh.

[okelle.livejournal.com]

Ow! ::rubs arm where I've been poked with pointy stick::

an alarm clock

"Goddamn hippies."

[glittercat13.livejournal.com]

tv remote control

"Didn't you know, 'Baaaaa' means'No!'"