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[apocalypsos]

Blow me, Fox. Blow me hardcore. And hire some new fucking executives with, you know, taste.

Religious broadcaster Pat Robertson warned residents of a rural Pennsylvania town Thursday that disaster may strike there because they "voted God out of your city" by ousting school board members who favored teaching intelligent design. Yeah, smooth, Pat Robertson. Threatening "disaster" in a Pennsylvania town right before winter starts and the big snowstorms start up? Why don't you threaten them with cows and Amish people, too?

Another article on the Sarah Connor TV series -- The only part that bothers me is, Not to mention fighting off some killer cyborgs from the future who will no doubt be making an appearance. Because, NO. If you're going to do this in between the second and third movies, they can't be attacked by cyborgs. It just doesn't work ... you know, unless you disavow the last movie. (No, really, where do I sign up to write for this thing?)

EDIT: Celebrity Poker Showdown is like crack. I say this to relieve myself of any blame for my horrible, horrible addiction to it.

Comments

[phillyexpat.livejournal.com]

Could some of AD's woes have to do with the fact that Jason Bateman is having surgery on his vocal cords?

AD will probably be picked up on another network, to be honest. Fox is not the right place for it, and they're dying to find a home for Prison Break.

[allegraconbrio.livejournal.com]

I kinda just can't do anything but laugh at Pat Robertson. I know that he has an audience - but hee. So ridiculous.

Fox on the other hand? *smite* Just when I thought I couldn't be more marginalized.... asshats.

[corruptedjasper.livejournal.com]

There was a third movie?

Seriously, I went to see it in the theater, but I'm completely blank on what the fuck happened. Except I remember a trailer-image of Arnie and a big crane-truck, and there was something with lots of mirrors being smashed.

[sesana]

In October 2003, he suggested that the State Department be blown up with a nuclear device. He has also said that feminism encourages women to "kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians."

It's funny (at least, to me) that this doesn't even cover Pat Robertson's Most Batshit. (There's a VH1 show in this somewhere. It would be vastly more amusing than I Love the 80s Part Fifteen) The article would be at least twice as long if it did.

[valerie]

Disaster may strike Pennsylvania? Pat, the Weavers already were there. You can't get much worse.

And also? Fucking FOX.

[strix-an-stones.livejournal.com]

Pat Robertson needs buggered by a Jenny mule on national television.

[andraste]

Waaaah! They cannot take Arrested Development away from us! Bad enough Season Two hasn't even made it to TV or DVD down here yet.

*hugs Bluth family*

[badficwriter.livejournal.com]

Next FOX hit show: WHEN AMISH COWS ATTACK

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

*snickers*

"MOOOOOOO!" *runs away from the camera*

[callmesyd.livejournal.com]

BEWARE OF SPOILERS!



Basically? In trying to avert the nuclear apocalypse that resulted in the first movie, they created the nuclear apocalypse that resulted in the first movie. OMG WTF REAL TIME TRAVEL SCIENCE FICTION YAY!

[milkshake-b.livejournal.com]

They did? In rural PA? Omigod. If I could drive, I would so road-trip there and just go around hugging people.

[coyotegoth.livejournal.com]

Is it wrong that when I heard there was going to be a Sarah Connor TV show, my first thought was "game show"?

"Now, for the last time... are you sure you don't want to change your answer...?"

*sound of gun being cocked*

[odditycollector.livejournal.com]

(No, really, where do I sign up to write for this thing?)

Can you? Please? Because this is the only sure way I can think of for it to be awesome!