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Dec. 25th, 2005 08:52 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosBest moment of Christmas dinner tonight --
(Upon my mother changing the channel to the L&O marathon)
My brother: "Hey, did you hear about Law and Order? They're getting sued."
My cousin's husband: "Oh, really? Why?"
My brother: "Oh, Chuck Norris is suing because he trademarked the names Law and Order for his left and right legs."
At which point he and I started tossing back and forth the facts about Chuck Norris. HEE.
Worst part of Christmas dinner tonight --
(There was no sarcasm in this conversation. At all. EVER.)
My cousin: "Oh, you know what movie I really want to see? The Ringer."
My mother: "I want to see that, too! It looks so funny."
*headdesk*
(Upon my mother changing the channel to the L&O marathon)
My brother: "Hey, did you hear about Law and Order? They're getting sued."
My cousin's husband: "Oh, really? Why?"
My brother: "Oh, Chuck Norris is suing because he trademarked the names Law and Order for his left and right legs."
At which point he and I started tossing back and forth the facts about Chuck Norris. HEE.
Worst part of Christmas dinner tonight --
(There was no sarcasm in this conversation. At all. EVER.)
My cousin: "Oh, you know what movie I really want to see? The Ringer."
My mother: "I want to see that, too! It looks so funny."
*headdesk*
