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[apocalypsos]

Best moment of Christmas dinner tonight --

(Upon my mother changing the channel to the L&O marathon)

My brother: "Hey, did you hear about Law and Order? They're getting sued."
My cousin's husband: "Oh, really? Why?"
My brother: "Oh, Chuck Norris is suing because he trademarked the names Law and Order for his left and right legs."

At which point he and I started tossing back and forth the facts about Chuck Norris. HEE.

Worst part of Christmas dinner tonight --

(There was no sarcasm in this conversation. At all. EVER.)

My cousin: "Oh, you know what movie I really want to see? The Ringer."
My mother: "I want to see that, too! It looks so funny."

*headdesk*

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[runcible.livejournal.com]

MY FAMILY DID THE SAME THING OMG. We were talking about how you could find anything at Target, like Atlantis and Jimmy Hoffa and then my sister and I both told my aunt about him reappearing in 2052, by the way of flying into a car windshield. XD And then came the Chuck Norris facts. XD


We have cool families. B)

[jennifus.livejournal.com]

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds from death.

:-)

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Chuck Norris never lost his virginity. That's because Chuck Norris never loses. :)

[jennifus.livejournal.com]

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.

*g*