My chinchilla won't stop staring at me.

[apocalypsos]

I almost forgot that's what pets do sometimes -- just stare at you. It's probably only fair since I do a fair amount of doing it to Emmett, but still.

In any event, more Yuletide recs ... RPF -- Punditslash

The Bowtie Is Ideology -- It's Jon Stewart/Tucker Carlson ... wait, don't go! It's funny, I swear! It's Jon Stewart, it can't NOT be funny. And really, there are moments I can't decide if this or the Care Bear BDSM give me worse mental images. I'm still debating. (Okay, the Care Bear porn. But, really.

Real Genius

Fairly Rare and Very Unstable -- Well, for one thing, it's Real Genius fic, which ... dude, reading and encouraging Real Genius fic is a moral obligation. Plus, it's Chris/Mitch slash, but very sweet slash ... well, for those two, anyway.

Peanuts

Every Good Girl Does Fine -- It's senior year, and Patty's conflicted. Very nicely done Patty/Marcie slash.

Night Court

I Coulda Been A Defendent -- See, here's the thing. I think I've seen every episode of Night Court about eleventy bajillion times, so I sort of have to rec this. Not that I wouldn't have anyway, because amusing slashy Harry/Dan fic? HEE! Yay for warping my childhood memories!

Mr. and Mrs. Smith

Mr. and Mrs. Smith Go To New Hampshire -- GUH. So freaking hot. As it is, there should be more Mr. and Mrs. Smith fic, but this is a perfect post-movie bit in which the Smiths go on assignment and engage in some post-job sexual escapades that mirror their relationship. Love it. :)

I'd do more recs at a time, but I swear I keep waiting for the computer to explode again. *sighs*