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[apocalypsos]

Annoying people on the Internet is now a federal crime. In other news, the Internet was shut down today, because everybody on it was fucking arrested. (How the hell do you make being annoying on the Internet a federal crime? Isn't that like making being a corrupt politician a federal crime? Oh, wait a sec ...)

In any event, you wouldn't think I could come up with more fic recs after sleeping all day, and yet here I am. I'm either stocking up in preparation for spending the last three months of the year in a cave or you people just need to stop writing great fanfiction. You're leaving me no other options here. ;P

Teasing And Cocksure, by voleuse (Arrested Development, Lindsay) -- Dude, Lindsay fic! And really, really good Lindsay fic to boot! The Lindsay voice is damn near perfect here, and all decent attempts at AD fic should be encouraged, because then there will be more. Oh, yes.

Three Letters Emily Gilmore Never Sent, by jae_w (Gilmore Girls, Emily Gilmore) -- Speaking of perfect character voices, I can tell a GG story is great when I can hear Kelly Bishop's and Lauren Graham's voices in my head as I read. I mean, not just because that's just Emily and Lorelei, but vividly in my head, as if they're sitting right next to me.

behind her silence lies, by escritoireazul (Lost, Sun) -- A beautiful portrait study of Sun. Sun fic ... yet another thing that should be encouraged. *nods solemnly*

Selected Recordings from the Audio Diary of Chiana, Chief Personal Advisor of Dominar Rygel XVI: The Arrival, by spicedrum (Farscape, Chiana) -- Following "Peacekeeper Wars", Chiana starts making voice recordings at John's suggestions. And of course she starts out reluctant before it turns into something else.

Fic recs left: 688 fic recs

And now, I'm off to make myself some kielbasa. MMM.

P.S. My parents brought that dresser up yesterday, and today I found the copy of Lamb that I thought I lost under one of the drawers. YAY!

Comments

[darqstar.livejournal.com]

What kills me is how does Bush get off monitoring the Internet anyway? Last time I checked, it's the WORLD wide web. You gonna tell people in Canada, "You can't annoy anyone. Nope, sorry, BUSH said so."

And watch the rest of the world laugh their asses off at us.

That's why these laws are stupid. The spammers and the stalkers will simply move or get everything so it looks as if it's coming from another country. The person who writes a bad review about a fanfiction will get slapped with a lawsuit.

[maryavatar.livejournal.com]

OMG, the temptation to go and annoy Americans is overwhelming. The UK has some stupid laws too, but you guys... BWAH HA HA HA!

I need to go make an annoying flashing animated gif and post it on my journal right now.

[palmetto.livejournal.com]

Well, shit. There goes my social life.

[rayaluna.livejournal.com]

In other news, the Internet was shut down today, because everybody on it was fucking arrested.

That's just ASKING to be iconed.

[maryavatar.livejournal.com]

I'm annoying! I'm annoying! And I'm in the yooooo kaaaaayyyy! Bush can't get meeee!

*shakes boo-tay* *blows raspberries* *makes hand gestures in a vaguely south-western direction*

Hard to believe I'm 34, isn't it?

[honorh.livejournal.com]

*annoys you*

[cyprinella]

Young at heart, young at heart.

[ladysorka]

...I had to do it.

[rayaluna.livejournal.com]

Yay! That turned out great! Can I snag it? I'll credit you for the icon and trollprincess for the quote.

[ladysorka]

If trollprincess doesn't mind, I certainly don't. Snag away!

[sabra-n.livejournal.com]

You know, I'm the kind of person who doesn't even like to exceed the speed limit, but in this administration? I want to be a criminal, I really do. I want to annoy people on the Internet while hugging trees and working for a vegan future, and I want the President to kiss my ass at Osama's Homobortion Pot n' Commie Jizzporium.

-blue